poissong

🦦22 - he/him - i draw sometimes but for now im too distracted - im french so my english wont be perfect sorry🦦

[aerotaum]

hey i've done a meet the artist to present myself recently since my art school has started again, and i thought why not share it here too.

So hey it's my

(in english : i'm 21 yo, he/him pronouns, stupid (a little bit) and i love old planes, cartoons, walking, the sea, tattoos and beer)

[quasi-normalcy]

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

[silverwhittlingknife]

i am picturing it

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

[monstermonger]

The changing seasons.

[beidak-art]

rate my chestnut man

[unpeeled-human]

felt compelled

[beidak-art]

[blindalleycomic]

Blind Alley Sunday Previoew No. 4

[cheddar-baby]

[wizardshark]

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[memorycycle]

these beautiful sunflowers just grow here right out of the sidewalk my god

[clowncarpool]

gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

[clowncarpool]

engine update:

[tendie-defender]

Look at him just having the funniest of times.

[chrono-meter-r]

Wheeee!!!! Yippee!! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

[things-that-are-not-true]

left the newborn baby on the sidewalk for TEN SECONDS to go throw rocks at the neighbor's dog and a colony of ants has ALREADY picked it up and carried it away to eat or potentially raise as one of their own. maybe i'm just not cut out to be a babysitter

[hoofpeet]

Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

[winters-r0se]

You cant be in the closet theres a fucking prophecy. You have to kill the dragon.

[thestuffedalligator]

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

[glassrooibos]

I could not stop thinking about this. The only cue you get is the ingredients keep getting more and more unnerving, and like the prep you have to do to make the food gets more and more elaborate??? GIMEE THE GAME.

[lookingattheedgeoftime]

[enriquemzn262]

Keep moving J002E3, this is Earth’s turf.

[explorerrowan]

We really do owe the Moon a lot. I mean, she's HUGE compared to the sorts of moons a planet like ours usually gets. A planet our size can usually expect a couple of decent asteroid captures, but nothing like her. And because she's so big, 1/4 of our mass, her gravity deflects so much space crap from coming near us. She's like a big, burly knight with a big shield. I like her.

[haaarpb]

😮

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[i-am-a-fish]

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat

[all-consuming-sand]

but but you are fish

[i-am-a-fish]