I DROPPED MY FUCKING PHONE YALL ZENDAYA JUST WENT FERAL WITH ALL THE MARY JANE TODAY SHE JUST DOESNāT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE
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I DROPPED MY FUCKING PHONE YALL ZENDAYA JUST WENT FERAL WITH ALL THE MARY JANE TODAY SHE JUST DOESNāT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE
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sense8 and the umbrella academy teach us that having a scene in which your band of misfit characters dance/sing to a catchy song makes your show better instantly
Deadpool *liked*
older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once
everyone born in the 90s has an intense inherent desire and ability to play the sims for hours at a time
i only want a girl who aināt afraid to love me, not a metaphor of what we really could be.
the second radish is 29 feet away
this is legitimately the funniest post on this site
oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???
brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date
my firstborn child has been stolen
your wife taking care of your child is not āstealingā
Soā¦
ā¦I was thinking about the fact that somebody said they werenāt behind lesbian Carol Danvers because they saw the relationship between her and Maria as queerplatonic.
Both are actually pretty well supported by the text, esp. if you bear in mind that the movie was set in the 1990s andĀ they were both mil types, soā¦late 90s and 00s kids, you donāt understand how much tighter the closet door was back then. If they were a couple and it came out, Mar-Vell might not have been able to save them from a dishonorable discharge.
Then my thoughts went to a different relationship in the movie.
The relationship between Danvers and Fury.
This was the obvious place to put the Obligatory Heterosexual Romance, and they didnāt. A decision I honestly applaud. The last thing this movie needed was an Obligatory Heterosexual Romance.
Some of the criticisms of the movie are that itĀ āemasculatedā Fury. Mostly because he does the dishes.
But it got me thinking about the character of Nicholas J. Fury as presented in the MCU. (Weāre ignoring the comics here).
Up until this movie, weāve seen Fury mostly as the ruthless, competent spymaster. He treats everyone as assets. He values people by what they bring to the table. He doesnāt care who you are or what planet you are from as long as you can do your job.
This movie was Furyās origin as well as Captain Marvelās. They explicitly show Carol as whyĀ he feels that way.
Except that thereās no indication he actually felt differently. All he needed was to expand his horizons. Perhaps part of it was being a black man in intelligence.
But at noĀ time in the history of the MCU have we seen Fury look at a woman in a sexual manner. The dish washing scene was the intimate moment where the kiss would have happened in the Obligatory Heterosexual Romance. Instead, it was rendered explicitly platonic.
And hello, headcanon:
Fury isnāt straight.
It is absolutely supported by the text and never contradicted: Nicholas Joseph Fury is not attracted to women.
So I mentally ran another analysis based off of the hypothesis that Nicholas Joseph Fury is, thus, gay.
And that didnāt fit either. The MCU has never been afraid to queer code (and I suspect if it wasnāt for Chinese money and censors weād see more overt queerness). Furthermore, I donāt see Samuel L. Jackson as being at all uncomfortable with a bit of homosexual tension.
Now, it makes a good amount of sense to set theĀ āruthless spymasterā archetype aside from romantic entanglements.
But combined with the fact that he doesnāt look at Carolās breasts once, this has led the text to inadvertently support a different analysis:
Tl;dr: The MCU has had an aroace character from day one. Itās Nick Fury.
And you can pry this headcanon from my dying hands, as Iām pretty sure we are never going to see him romantically involved with anyoneā¦
OP this is a good post
I will take a Nick Fury: Cat Lover as my aroace representation with zero hesitationĀ
Agreed, heās ours now.
what kind of flaming hot trash cjdhdjd he dont gotta be gay or ace to not be a piece of shit as a man i stg shut up u crackheads
Season 1 Maryse: Alec i cannot believe that u chose Magnus Bane out of all people, youāre bringing shame to ur entire family, also fuck Magnus Bane, heās a downworlder Alec u canāt do thisā¦
Season 3 Maryse: oh hey Magnus sweetie, hereās our family ring so u can propose to Alec the next time u see him, never forget that i love you so much you precious boy
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Here are some things that will happen if sex is NOT a mandatory category on the census
Within only a few years, we will stop knowing what the rate of sex-selective abortion of female fetuses is, or in what regions those rates are highest.
Within a few years, places that usually show a skewed sex ratio of adults due to highly gendered workplaces (for example, cities with oilfields and many temporary male workers, or capital cities with many women in low-level government jobs) will not be able to plan or budget according to known factorsāfor example, planning for female or male-specific healthcare, or prisons.Ā
Within 10 or so years, we will lack any verifiable data on the oppression of women and girls. We will not know if they are underrepresented or overrepresented in certain jobs, we will not know what the wage gap is (or if it exists), and we will not be able to make data-based arguments for programs that support women and girls.
Within 20+ years, we will no longer even have verified proof that the sex ratio of human beings, is, on average, roughly 52:50 females to males, with male infants slightly outpopulating female infants, and female elderly people being much more populous than male elderly people.
This means that MRAs will finally achieve their dreamābeing able to make the spurious argument that, for example, women are not underrepresented in the highest levels of corporate and governmental power. Maybe women really are just 10% of the overall population, so it makes sense that they are 10% of XYZās board of directors, or cabinet ministers. Maybe women are actually dramatically, rather than slightly, overrepresented in certain fields (like law school), so we need to do affirmative action for males.
Prison planning will now be very difficult for all cities, not just the ones with highly dynamic sex ratios and temporary workforces. Likely, planners will just save money by building very few female prisons, and overcrowding them if necessary. This is assuming that male and female prisons are still segregated at all, though. If, in the MOGAI hell world, we decide to do mixed-sex prisons, female prisoners will likely commit suicide before or after being subjected to multiple sexual assaults a day, and constant harassment.
Data on male violence against women will become nonexistent. We will only have statistics about human violence against humans, which makes it difficult to know which humans need a special shelter with a secret address and a detailed plan to escape another human.
Obviously, the problems with health care planning will be tremendous. Even assuming that individuals still have proof of their sex, but that sex is not recorded on mandatory census forms, accuracy in allocating funds to sex-specific healthcare needs will be drastically reduced by lack of accurate data.
Census companies will take advantage of the growing corporate demand for census data. However, their data will be fractured, market-based, and targeted only at specific consumer populations. (For example, what percentage of people in income bracket $25-50,000 and neighbourhood LMN are male and female?) Some companies will deliberately engage in biased data-collection processes in order to skew data in the way their commissioning company wants.
Companies competing for government contracts will use skewed and dishonest private data sets to make it look like their particular services are absolutely necessary and urgent.
One thing will not change in this new world, however. Pimps and porn directors will still know who exactly their clients are, and what sex of performers they want to see. Prostitutes will still know where the men live. Strippers will know who yells verbal abuse at them, and tries to touch them. Johns will know that biologically female women are the people they want to abuse.
She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.
She came for him
āwell maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shitā
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that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet
that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life
iām being neurotypical for april fools day
How do you do, fellow functioning brain owner!! I sure do enjoy looking people directly in the face while I speak to them, donāt you??? After we comfortably tend to all pressing responsibilities for the day, what say we participate in a loud, crowded social gathering?? Maybe later when we all go home we can lie down in our clean and well made beds long before four in the morning and enjoy a nice, refreshing eight hours of uninterrupted sleep! I hope tomorrow will be both very warm and brightly lit!!!
i understood what you said the first time you said it because i paid attention and because my audio processing brain meat works super normally, and iām agreeing with you! i would also like you to know that my brain produces the normal amounts of all my chemicals, nothing more and nothing less
I remember the text you sent me 5 seconds ago, fellow person with a functional memory! Let me send you a direct reply! Oh, I so enjoy executive functioning! Oh, you replied? I shall immediately check your text without anxiety because my rejection sensitivity is so average!
Isnāt it great that we can all do things we want to do and should do JUST because weāre literally capable of doing them???? After Iāve done some things, I might spend some time thinking some thoughts that I chose to think for an amount of time that Iāve also chosen. Maybe Iāll throw in some worries, just to spice things up, about only real problems that I can control.
white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i justā¦. i feel so connected⦠to indian culture ā¦. Iām learning to speak islamā¦. check out my third eyeā¦.. chakra
Every time I see this. Every damn time. Iām immediately sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. āHit the gong to begin classā, āNamaste, Childrenā, āI wanna go backpacking in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum circleā ass bastard. āDo you want to share your poetry with the class to get in touch with your emotionsā ass fucker. Mr. āHereās a photograph of a tribal shaman, describe him using nature wordsā asshole. Pretentious-ass, condescending motherfucker. āDo you want to tell us about your saddest memory?ā āI dunno, sir. Are you giving me an option?ā āNo.ā āThen why are you askingā Every goddamn day. Fuck. āYou seem tense.ā Oh, I seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor Pillsbury, maybe I āseem tenseā because I walk into a room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven-foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli-smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with some shit like āa treeā¦ā¦ā¦ Is a Poemā and I gotta sit here and politely tell you that No Iām Not Comfortable Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe I donāt wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from Computer Sciences to āalign our aurasā or some shit. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing ākumbayaā with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair who writes bad porn on the side, Iād go out to the parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the disgraced electrician. What, I donāt wanna do an interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens and suddenly Iām the ātroubled youthā you need to Robin Williams āO Captain My Captainā your way into having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking Christ. You insufferable jackass. Youāre not āEnlightenedā, you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking Balls
This is very angry.
And VERY specific.