Gatto

I'm new in town

[affo-gatto-gateau]

okay who was going to tell me that tommyinnit and angela giarratana had met?? and spoken to each other????

[stealingpotatoes]

What do Luke, Leia, and more importantly PADMÉ (and the whole gang really) react to Anakin having siblings - and those siblings being literal Dathomiri Force Gods that Anakin also was instrumental in killing

can u imagine if they DIDN'T die tho

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

[jedi-starbird]

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

[eldritch-flame]

Okay everybody, this is your reminder to not pirate or bootleg Cinderella’s Castle

So what if you need to wait an extra week or two for digital tickets? Starkid posts all of their shows for free regardless, you can be a little patient

Trying to avoid spoilers? Use Tumblr’s filter system. Filter out the spoiler tags

Do not pirate from the small theatre company

[moonmoonthecrabking]

controversial yet brave: dark chocolate timtams are superior to regular timtams

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this post is from 2015

[zeemczed]

And we’re still reblogging it. Because we can. Because this picture of a guy holding a Family-Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios meant something, even if we’re never going to be sure of what.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

allegedly, there's a castle on the hill. at least, that's what the story claims. jury, let me prove to you that my client, putrice, is innocent

[affo-gatto-gateau]

What if Barry Swift was also a victim of Tinky? Except he's not the favourite, so, idk, Tinky's just stealing time from him to shove haphazardly into Ted. Which is why he's always in a hurry. He doesn't know how much time he actually has left.

[weaver-z]

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

[rockshitty]

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

[weaver-z]

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

[explorerrowan]

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

He was the officiator

[explorerrowan]

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

[cipheramnesia]

Oh my god they were moon mates.

[themoonwheniamlost]

THEY WERE MOON MATES

[i-want-my-iwtv]

[atherflame-theconcubus]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this feels like it’s older than it actually is

[fencecollapsed]

which of MY favorite non-canon Hatchetfield ships do u like most?

mathward (Paul x Bill)

mathwardkins (Paul x Bill x Emma)

cheri (Charlotte x Girl Jeri)

jepschitz (Jason x Richie)

barnkins (Becky x Emma)

I don't care for any of these

Voting ended onJul 25, 2024

[affo-gatto-gateau]

barnkins just sounds like such a fun ship

[affo-gatto-gateau]

Oh! I raise you: Emdroid x Becky

Featuring: Emdroid being totally supportive of Becky's murder. And Becky giving in to murderous urges more often. Kind of a corruption of Becky au.

[fencecollapsed]

which of MY favorite non-canon Hatchetfield ships do u like most?

mathward (Paul x Bill)

mathwardkins (Paul x Bill x Emma)

cheri (Charlotte x Girl Jeri)

jepschitz (Jason x Richie)

barnkins (Becky x Emma)

I don't care for any of these

Voting ended onJul 25, 2024

[affo-gatto-gateau]

barnkins just sounds like such a fun ship

[rawhide-kid]

there are monsters and there are men...

[eldritch-ace]

People seemed to enjoy my other hatchetfield art, so enjoy some murder spouses >:3

[armydreamerr]

people be using she/her or fem terms for Nibbly in ways they don’t do for the other LiB. Obv it’s up to interpretation but to me it kinda just shows people will only respect pronouns to a certain degree. And then they’ll just start basing it on how you present. You wear pink and skirts and have female body features and long hair so everyone thinks it’s okay to misgender you. You can’t really be what you say you are, not when you look like that. Idk maybe I’m reading too much into this. It’s just something that hits kinda close to home so I guess I think about it more

[stuck-in-hawkins]

You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

[brainmuncher]

I have been following her for years on deviantart.

Highly reccomend checking her out. She’s the best. If I had any money to throw I’d throw it at her for providing such a big help in my life.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

This hero doesn’t wear capes, she instead wears (and looks utterly flawless) in tank tops(?)

[anstarwar]

Interrupting my regular Star Wars BS to reblog this because @senshistock is amazing and beyond worth the follow and support!  I first started using her refs gosh I want to say back in maybe 2008, and I’m happy to be a supporter of her over on Patreon.  If you’re an artist please go find her stuff on all the platforms, you will not regret it!

[cacodaemonia]

Yessss, she is so awesome! Been following her for years. My favorite stock artist is jademacalla, who is, incidentally, in the last two images above. He has a lot of great angles, costumes, gear, etc! I love his hands, too.

[steppingonshatteredglass-deacti]

rb to save an artists life

[thatdisasterauthor]

Just so everyone knows, she recently stopped using the name SenshiStock and switched to AdorkaStock! All her links and socials have switched to that. Also she has a TikTok of her doing the poses live, which is stupid useful because you can pause it at any point in the pose for just the right reference.

[ashtxeman]

Hatchetfield texts ❤️

Macnamaras message was provided by @venomousray :)

[jamie-is-out-of-ideas]

So anyway I had a vision