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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
todays bird

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Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
macklin celebrini has autism
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
RMH

Origami Around

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@afroclownz
@enrique262
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@tyrandfenrir
@afroclownz
Hey, whatever works
YES miku fuck it UP by @pamiejaige
@afroclownz
I hate that I laughed
Dead Money team: The DLC is about letting go.. . letting go of your hopes of the Sierra Madre being what you thought it was, letting go of the treasure in the vault New Vegas players:
HELL WORLD OH MY GOD
FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now
@afroclownz I can’t let them look at my anime tiddies
I just think it's funny since most apps have to use those exact same functions
This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.
I’m not gonna watch this for more than an hour 😍😍😍😍
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Went record shopping today
What’s
What’s on the record?
Exactly what you’d expect!
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@tibby223
“Words cannot verbally explain how I feel after you just uttered that”
[*metal gear codec sound* *solid snake voice* “hrrn, colonel, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards”]
learn the alphabet with death grips!
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“OK, what do you say?”
“….I roll to-”
“What you say determines your bonus or penalty.”
“…Uhh…”
*puts on the most chipper bar-wench voice I can* “An’ wha couldae git for yew, dear?”
“… I’ll have a drink.”
“Well aye but what’d ye laike?”
*bard orders a drink, doesn’t roll seduction, plot moves forward*
Adding onto this, if they come up with dialogue and you ask them to roll their skill check, you’re by all means allowed to tell them it failed, even if they rolled a natural 20. Nat 20s on skill checks don’t always mean successes. If you don’t want to put up with their shit, you can spin the event in such a way that the bairmaid is either happily married or is just not interested in sex with random strangers. You can even have her pour the person’s ale all over them if you want, if it’ll teach them a lesson.