[silkdiary]

take this quiz to find out which modern feminine archetype you embody 💘✨💐

reblog ur results along with ur sun + rising sign if you’d like xo

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[rabbitinmyheadlights]

Jonny Greenwood on Twitter

https://twitter.com/JnnyG/status/1261306518772879371

[evilvillain123456789]

darkness orbs manifesting

[chips1977]

fuck you

[evilvillain123456789]

Manifesting in your house

[komia]

Jonah Magnus watching different seasons of the archivist/assistant drama for 202 years

[placebopassion]

[jackbarnabas-deactivated2020083]

martin has one uncomfortable phone call and then looks upon the tortured victims of the Buried as they scream in agonizing pain and goes “mood.” hands down the funniest gay man in media

[kiwipeel]

in someplaces, time works different. you know when you’re in an airport and youre drinking a vodka soda at 7am? find out which timeless space you are 

[spectrumcore]

perfect quiz

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that women are statistically attracted to men who smoke I lean against the wall and lit a ciggy All the chicks turn their heads “Whoa” 

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

our generation’s water gate

[everythingfox]

Study buddy

(via)

[fivever-and-ever]

well if this ain’t me or what

[sweetoothgirl]

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

[salticid]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lying on the internet: a collective, pt II

just made a virgin have her first orgasm

homestuck police officer goes into shock

my teacher is doctor who

suck it up sweet cheeks the world doesnt revolve around you

this one is like internet lie inception

the other day i was singing screamo

granny glasses! the fedora of women! (note: this is my favorite)

just me n my mom pretendng to be famous

my ringtone is the tardis sound

and then the grinch proposed to me

she left her baby and $75,000 in cash

this definitely happened (to angelina jolie)

good job i guess she was right about you

i love getting paid $472

this one has the kelso burn gif attached to it as a jpg

oooooh the pizzas sooooo good today

sir you are a true gentleman

vodka ice cubes because thats possible

its not my passport… its the constitution

[scope-dogg]

That granny glasses one is legendary, how dumb have you got to be to expect anyone else to believe that

[susiephone]

i literally cannot stop. will reblog with the link once i’m done.

[susiephone]

LET’S GET META, Y’ALL

[nookisms]

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