[calellon]

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

[beeabart]

murder wives

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

[livepasthope]

we simply have to hold on to the belief that we will live to see a world in which every driver on the road knows how to execute a zipper merge

[theonion]

[slitherpunk]

hey sorry yeah this is suuuper embarrassing but like. i freakin. i left all my pages out in the scary forest. yeah the pages with the creepy drawings on them. it would really do me a solid if you could go collect those. im sssooo sorry i know i always fucking do this

[worldwright]

movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)

0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you

1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing

2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")

3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie

4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally

5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!

depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie

not a movie watcher

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[lestatrocks]

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

[princessdraconic]

[misunderstanding really badly] so if i get really good at not caring if things are good or bad i can win reality and escape?

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[petaltexturedskies]

Simone de Beauvoir, The Woman Destroyed

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[fairycosmos]

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not