[serpari-deactivated20250116]

This is truly the Hotel California of websites

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[lovejoypilled]

oh so when PETER PARKER gets sensory overload he has spidey senses but when I do I HAVE AUTISM

[mahgck]

you both have autism hope this helps

[swarnpert]

i don’t believe in torture methods but i do believe jeff bezos should be forced to work in one of his amazon warehouses for the rest of his life and also in hell when he dies forever and ever and demons should poke and prod his shitty body if he stops for even one second

[platinumsupa]

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

[platinumsupa]

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

[platinumsupa]

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically

However.

The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421

At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader

At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 

According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question

It’s Tarkin. 

[mycroftrh]

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

[brain-confetti]

You guys are never gonna believe this but the author was a marine biologist

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[angelicguy]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

[g0ds-favorite]

[weirdchristmas]

Onion lady! (I’ve seen this one printed with different holiday greetings, which was a common thing to do.)

[aguassfrescass]

ya volvi a tumblr saken los fanfics 🦦

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[nervermind-deactivated20241224]

by twitter user carnetaur. they also have a follow-up

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hiveswap]

ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies?

[hangingfromchandeliers]

minecraft youtubers.

[renthony]

Terrible Character Ideas:

A monk based on a European Christian archetype. They have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside.

A dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that they’re really an aarakocra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out.

Your standard horny bard, but they play a washboard. 

A sentient hat piloting a mannequin.

A dark elf who’s afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders.

A peasant farmer who joined the adventure because they’re going through a midlife crisis and want to ~find themself.~

A druid who got involved because they’re the party’s weed dealer.

A werewolf who doesn’t believe in the moon.

[catgoblinchelly]

op change the title to “Great”

[pagerunner-j]

OP are you kidding

THESE ARE AMAZING

[dat-soldier]

what if they were all in the same group tho

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Ever since that Steven universe smut blog turned out to be a republican senator I knew I’d never leave this hell site. You just don’t get drama like that anywhere else

im sorry What

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the way they just dropped this bomb and did not follow up. king

[wumblr]

so i dug into this…

although they did send this ask to multiple people, someone in the comments suggested it was senator mike folmer (resigned in 2019)

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2019/09/after-former-pa-sen-folmers-arrest-experts-discuss-social-medias-role-in-child-porn-investigations.html

the email address that senator mike folmer used to sign up for tumblr was [email protected]

did you know you can look users up by email if you go to your following page? i didn’t lol but if you enter his address

you get a snarky message from tumblr staff about your choice to follow the account they closed for child pornography run by a US senator, which was hoser44… of course, all the posts are gone

however, if you enter hoser44.tumblr.com into the wayback machine, there are results

verdict:

inconclusive. mike folmer did not run a steven universe blog. he ran a MILF blog, which was shut down for posting child pornography. perhaps the anon is referring to a different republican senator…?

[unclefather]

HELLO?????

[penguinsledder]

How the Maiko proposal went

Zuko: *groans* someone just end me now

Mai: And have the Fire Nation descend into chaos? At least marry me first so I can take over.

Zuko: You're right.

[zeytins]

[ID: The Bugs Bunny "Very Pleasant Evening" meme. It reads "I wish the atlaverse fandom a very pleasant animated Kyoshi novels. Next to the text is Bugs Bunny wearing a tuxedo. End ID]

so in case you haven't heard nickolodian has given bryke an "avatar studios" because atla and lok went popular on netflix. anyway @ nick I'll forgive you for what you did to korrasami if you let rangshi be a thing!

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside