Just random things I like

I guess my blog is going to be me ranting, trying to be witty and reblogging my fandoms.

[wolpaw]

When the last human is finally destroyed

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[candiikismet]

AYYYYYYE

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Betternet - free proxy/VPN to be anonymous/bypass school filters

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[gif87a-com]

I guess he thinks he’s still a kitten [x]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Didn`t need that skin anyways.

[lord-kitschener]

LORGE

Thanks

[officialfist]

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[enrique262]

[gokuma]

mood

[sa2ha]

shes in a cafe in amsterdam waiting for her date but she didnt show up, shes been waiting there for 30 minutes already and shes experiencing intrusive thoughts about being unlovable and is dissociating

[childishvivid]

Don’t project that negativity onto her!!! She’s just sitting in a cafe on a Sunday morning, she ordered her coffee and her date is still at the counter waiting for the scones she ordered for the both of them. She’s just a lil disappointed at how slow the customer service is, but she won’t complain about it ‘cause she knows they’re doing their best.

[sa2ha]

thank you so much i love you with all my heart

[babyanimalgifs]

“Am I a cat?”

[breakfast-menu-deactivated20210]

YOU MUST WATCH THIS

[timelorddarthswagger]

That first existential crisis

[pedeka]

self aware sweetie

[bruhjobs]

[thebestoftumbling]

Kitten vs Sandal 

[doggosource]

do it so he knows he’s a good boyo

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[tinytea]

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

[lonelyasf3ck]

Im getting in line! 

[red4mario]

PUT ME IN LINE

[beckette]

men weaponize art against women

[beckette]

notable examples of this include:

that one college guy who was going to play the piano on campus until his ex took him back

the game designer who tried to propose to his (now ex) girlfriend via the spider man video game

the song “hey there, delilah”. written abt a girl who was in a relationship w another man

any time a guy tries to use art to manipulate a woman into loving him and/or giving him what he wants, he’s wielding it as a weapon

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

imma be real with you, this post put my iq in the double digits

[beckette]

i’m glad i could improve it!

[ahairymommabear]

This is the dumbest shit I've ever read

[porterr-robinson]

[generic-housewife-deactivated20]

I’ve been gut-laughing for twenty fucking minutes

[turing-tested]

im losing my fucking mind over this video

[babyfairy]

WHAT IS GOING ON?

[winelandcounty]

[challahchic]

I’m going to cry. Grandam needs a walker.

[darth-salem-emperor-of-earth]

@mllecomtessedelafere , @lockheedelektra , @vesperlionheart , @sarah1281

[systlin]

If I know the difference between a “Lemon” and a “Lime” I should get a DOUBLE discount. 

[tealdearest]

I’ve also seen “grapefruit” and tbh I still don’t know what that one is supposed to mean

[systlin]

“Grapefruit” was smutfic that got kinky. 

Like, a really weird or kinky lemon. A lemon that brought out the spreader bars and ball gags or where everything was just bizarre and surreal. 

I would class that one fic where the Hogwarts castle has sex with the giant squid as a “Grapefruit.” 

A lemon with weird niche kinks or elements of surrealism. 

[i-is-pengui]

Wasn’t “Orange” a thing too or did I dream it?

[systlin]

The whole citrus scale, from orange to grapefruit, and it would help if you picture me as an ancient wizened crone in a rocking chair informing the fresh crop of young’uns about the ‘old days’;

Orange; kissing, maybe some light making out or over-clothes stuff, not much else. PG-13.

Lime; Sensual/erotic content up to but not quite including full on sex. 

Lemon; THEY FUCK. 

Grapefruit; as described above. 

[princessfaeron]

I’m sorry, that one fic where w h a t I’m now really glad that I A) avoided the heck out of fics with fruit in the title/description back when I was a little'un and B) only read fic for a small fandom which therefore had less of the wilder stuff

[systlin]

Oh. Yes. The fic where the giant squid makes passionate love to the Hogwarts castle. 

It’s a bit of an infamous one, and worth a read if you want to end up shrieking in laughter. 

[blame-my-muses]

Ah, the good ol’ days…

[yonceeknowles]