Dumb Shit

Hemlay on Ao3. Currently obsessed with RE8 and various nerd things so yeah. They/them. Feel free to bug me.

[ahumblenipple]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Yours truly on Ao3. Will contain nsfw content and mature themes so keep that in mind 👍

[rayosechi]

I love this man

[eurydasia]

The truth of the matter is a lot of Resident Evil games aren't well written or have cool concepts but ultimately can't commit to them long enough for them to be worth a damn and it's up to u to kinda just roleplay the rest of the story out in your head and try and make it better.

[demelly]

Resident evil is the most potential maxxing franchise of all time and the longer ur into the franchise the more it wears you down and just like any abusive relationship you keep coming back anyway.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[slop4umoldyaffair]

[Scheduled post] [meme redraw] Theyre talking about the metal rod Karl impaled Ethan with then dragging him to the other lords btw, probably

[writingdose]

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[system-of-cells-interlinked]

i am very weak for the “ruthless person who develops one (1) ounce of ethics because the person they are obsessed with wouldn’t approve of murder” thing.

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[willgrahamscock]

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

[willgrahamscock]

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

[willgrahamscock]

and english is their 4th language

[potatocrisp]

Re8 is a game you can play

[ponpox]

Idk what it is but like when the good guy is put in The Chair™ I just think what if the bad guy just decides it's Lap Time or whatever

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

aftercare for posting on ao3

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)