That one Guy

Which TCG will I be obsessed with this time

[postillfastill]

I think the best tumblr interaction I've ever had was when i replied to some post and referred to bigots with cute cartoon icons as "picrew racists" and this other person materialized out of NOWHERE to call me ableist and queerphobic because most people who use picrew are neurodivergent and nonbinary people. I was like, "i don't think that's true and also I am neurodivergent nonbinary people, what the fuck are you talking about", and they said VER BATIM "classic DARVO tactic" and were like why don't you just call me a slur or threaten me with violence since you're such an abuser or whatever, and I was like "I WAS JUST SAYING ITS FUNNY WHEN A BAD PERSON HAS A CUTE CARTOON ICON" and they immediately DM'd me their ENTIRE LEGAL STREET ADDRESS so I could doxx them or hurt them or something since I "clearly wanted to." Like that fast, like 2-3 replies. Pure unadulterated tumblr condensed into such a succinct exchange. 🤌 can't get that anywhere else baby.

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

this scene is still so funny to me. no one knows what to do. everyone is miserable.

there's a globe impaled on a sword on the floor. there's a ghost inside it. he is also perplexed.

[sunnydayaoe]

hatched all alone

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[triviallytrue]

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

[triviallytrue]

we as a society lived like this for years and years

[phaeton-flier]

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

[triviallytrue]

I'd want to fuck that printer.

[forklift-certified-catgirl]

All art of W in a swimsuit is always wrong cause you KNOW W got bush. no way in hell she shaves

[falloopidydoop-deactivated20240]

Tumblr is great because it's possible that this person is discussing Wonder Woman, though it's highly unlikely.

Perhaps it is Wanda, of Wandavision fame. Probably not, since you know who that is.

They are probably discussing some anime character named Wukanari or something, that you've never heard of, as though this obscure character is common public knowledge and everyone knows who "W" is. There's a 70% chance this has something to do with the new What We Do In The Shadows, but who knows, really.

This is the tumblr experience. Constantly being looped into deep fan jabber about characters who you've never so much as heard a whisper about until right this second. At no point will they use this character's actual name, or mention the show. You will be given zero keywords to google.

But most of all there is a non-zero chance that they are discussing George Walker Bush, 43rd President of the United States, known as "W" to distinguish him from his father, who they have babygirlified so hard through some deranged chain of logics that they are now discussing whether W would have bush poking out of her swimsuit.

Of course, the answer is yes, she would.

And if you put a gun to my head and made me guess for my life who I think they're talking about right now, I would go for George Bush.

[forklift-certified-catgirl]

Or you could, you know, look at the original tags and see thats its tagged arknights. Its really not that hard

[yamada-ryo]

[serenaoculis]

"wukanari" isn't even phonetically consistent with Japanese spelling

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[lapithae]

Vegeta: please bulma my people are dead just let me give my daughter a saiyan name

Bulma:

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[intlbipolar]

[drtanner]

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:

[dapper-nahrwhale]

Happy Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car flies 30 feet into the air hits a telephone pole with his head and walks away with a sprained ankle day to all who celebrate

[smash-64]

Source: Mirabeau Studios

[kumadua]

[bulkvanderhuge42]

Taichi Shimizu

[giblepilled]

gible of the day

OTENKI TEAM - Sand : merchandise line

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers