[mizuthe-cat]

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

[tayswizzlez]

how it started vs how it's going

[lamignonette]

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

[dykepuffs]

[maidthings]

the amount that women older than like 40 are innundated with media using their mere presence as shorthand for "sexually revolting" is genuinely so vile

[maidthings]

tgirls 🤝60 y/o women constantly having jokes maid at your expense despite being one of the hottest types of person

[sniktbaby]

Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

[honeydewdrops333]

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[lightning-in-your-teeth]

[ID: blurry picture of marker on a wall in all caps that says, "be so completely yourself that no one is attracted to you or wants to employ you." end ID]

[ak-alexandra]

it’s why i’m self employed! 😂

[socialistexan]

Same exact playbook, down to the "but it was based on a lie."

[inthefallofasparrow]

I choose to believe from this image that Christina Buttons is the name of the cat, who thought she was autistic, only to discover she was a cat.

[ak-alexandra]

Christina Buttons is definitely a cat name 👍

[hacash]

someone at the marketing department had a little too much fun with this

[villainessbian]

a challenger

[kropotkindersurprise]

you know how it is

[justsomepetermemes]

[black-white-and-leather]

Mads

[softwaring]

[black-white-and-leather]

[nocturna7]