In the Trash Can

This is where I can be trash for whichever fandom captures my attention at any given moment. Currently back on my destiel/spn bullshit

[revolutionnaire-farouche]

citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm

[apolladay]

Sexiest Tumblr button?

house (dashboard)

magnifying glass (search function)

YouTube knockoff (Tumblr TV)

big person/smaller person (communities)

lightning bolt (notifications)

just a guy (home page)

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[bloodydeanwinchester]

what thee fuck i can’t even wrap my head around the fact that this is literally true o.O

[bloodydeanwinchester]

wait even more insane. sam would have been born in 2004. just 1 year before the pilot aired. supernatural is almost season 1 sam years old :/

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[infernalfay]

Imagine you meet an alien that's entirely blood and fat. Like all the white blood cells and red blood cells and lipids kept in your body are just out there. That's their entire body, a blob of blood jelly. Even their brain is completely fluid. They constantly forget things and don't seem to notice the connection

They see electricity, the same electricity of your brain. If something is not charged they can't see anything at all, and a room of non-conductive objects would be a complete sensory deprecation chamber. They can see a little bit, but they are nearly blind and only use it to notice sudden changes. If you flash a light at them they scream. Instead they just bring a device that generates a charge everywhere they go. They claim their whole planet is charged, but you have doubts

This apparently allows them to see secrets of the universe. They knew about the big bang through out their entire history, because they can apparently just see the beginning of the universe. They find it beautiful, but not all that interesting. You are jealous

Despite being in space, they have not yet discovered steel or had the industrial revolution. It's basically still alchemists and philosophers, but the alchemy and philosophy works and got them to space. You are no longer jealous

They rely on the temperature being way below 40 degrees Fahrenheit so all the fat stays solid and frozen, and die if it's warm. They consider you burning

They get all their energy from air, like eating, to the point they cannot hold their breath at all. They get other things from food, but refuse to prepare it aside from digestion. They just plop it in basically untouched

They age in dog years, dying a few months after turning 9, and only reach adulthood at age 4. That's an absurd amount of time to spend as a child. The one you met is apparently 5 and considers himself a mature adult. The tantrums say otherwise. Yes, he also has arcane knowledge naturally. You are more surprised they live this long considering everything else about them

They have 4 genders and assigned you one, maybe randomly. Kind of rude, apparently very complex, but they have no idea how to explain it. You aren't asking

You are an Eridian and have just met a human. You must now convince your mate to let you keep them.

[mikelogan]

READY OR NOT (2019) dirs. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[bloodydeanwinchester]

what thee fuck i can’t even wrap my head around the fact that this is literally true o.O

[sighinastorm]

NOOOOOOO Marjane Satrapi just died. Fuck. She should have lived to see a free Iran. She should have seen it.

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[cloudabserk]

really funny to meet a genderless alien and make them your gender out of convenience and then fall in love and now you’re gay. you made yourself be gay.

[cloudabserk]

in most cases (ie the left hand of darkness) there’s some amount of gender imagery that is latched on to to justify the arbitrary gendering. in project hail mary he meets a rock and is like this is a boy rock because i’m a boy too :)

[cloudabserk]

castiel saw dean winchester and said hey i like this thing. i like it so much. its a man? i love that. im going to be a man too

[ilarual]

Cas is so fucking hilarious and Dean loves it. btw. if you didn't know. he heard Cas compare having a magically-induced seizure to being blended into tomato salsa and thought it was such a cute funny analogy that Dean Winchester got distracted from being Worried™ for a few minutes to smile at how funny Cas is

[immigrant]

everyone loves gaslighting women who know that pregnancy is parasitic body horror

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[microcomets]

a lot of fandom seems to gloss over the fact that cas is like, funny? like has a dry sense of humor. often it gets pigeonholed into naivete or cluelessness, which in the earlier seasons is sometimes genuine, but take, for example:

“But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.”

“I’m not ashamed to say that my big brother knocked me into next week.”

“It’s a shortened version of my name.”

“I’m an angel, you ass.”

“I missed television.”

“The bird represents God. And coyote is man, endlessly chasing the divine, yet never able to catch him. It’s…it’s hilarious.”

“[What the hell?] Guess again.”

“Uh, you could try….insouciant, maybe.”

“You should’ve seen Luke.”

“[Do I look like I’m joking?] …you never look like you’re joking.”

“Just so you understand….why I can’t help.”

“[How was Jerusalem?] Arid.”

“[What was riding in a car like?] Uh…slow.”

“[I’m dead?] Condolences.”

“Don’t ask stupid questions.”

“[How’d you get here??] I took a bus.”

“[‘Hello? Hello??’] Uh…that is still the term.”

“It seems this is going to require talking to people.”

“Less dumb, less ass.”

“I got this. I don’t got this.”

“[to a cat] Hey, I’m not through with you.”

cas’ humor is weird and offbeat and esoteric because….he is? cas is weird and offbeat and esoteric. luv it.