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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

bisexualalexmercer

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i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

the-trash-eating-llama

black-pill-becky-deactivated202

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

need

Knights in Love

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

segamascott

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

the-quasar-hero

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

schakira

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

the-quasar-hero

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

schakira

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

the-quasar-hero

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

schakira

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

the-quasar-hero

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

entguarde

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

Yours truly, the wizard frog

schakira

DO NOT INTERRUPT US

afrophunk

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

the-quasar-hero

FYM?

afrophunk

That's just a purple traffic cone

Ain't got no class

No drip

Just goofy-

the-quasar-hero

FYM?

afrophunk

GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals

Still look goofy in that GUCCI

the-quasar-hero

Hmmm, yes counterpoint:

DIE

escapismroom

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

escapismroom

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction