"You're not Merlin"

[burger-potterhead-dumbledork]

Niffler <3

[totalspiffage]

I just wanna kiss a cute girl and forget about my problems for a second

[yqkioni]

mimikyu’s gengar costume is on point thanks to his new friends!  (〃＾▽＾〃)

[snorlax]

OMG

[spinningrims]

[dont-touch-my-sons-deactivated2]

[precumdiamond-deactivated202005]

[obamacare-bear]

You homophobes are gonna be really thirsty now

[the-kid-with-a-backpack]

Eating is going to be hard too:

[bluhuehue]

Food and gay pride what could be better?

[fortheloveofglitterandanime]

Homophobes bout to starve lololol

[potter-inthe-tardis]

So I think we all can agree that 2016 was a pretty terrible year, but in an attempt to be positive, I think we should all put it the tag/respond to this with something(s) positive/good that happened to us this year. 

[huffmagic]

Dugtrio’s Alolan Form

Professor Huffmagic here with a very quick little tidbit in celebration of the new demo.So a lot of people have been asking about the hair that Dugtrio seems to have grown in his new Alolan form, and I wanted to throw a quick answer out here for you. Anywhere that there is volcanic activity, but especially in Hawaii, there is something that occurs called Pele’s Hair.

Pele’s Hair is named after the Hawaii’n goddess of volcanoes. It is basically very thin strands of stretched basaltic glass. It is very light and often blows away and collects in large bunches. 

It usually forms near large flows or fountains, and looks like lustrous golden human hair.

So as it turns out, this little dude has a totally reasonable and geologic explanation for its radical surfer doo.  All I can think of is He-man. 

Sorry for the lack of updates, school has been keeping me busy, but if you have any questions about Pokemon, or any of the new Alolan forms, feel free to ask and I will do a post just for you!

Until next time trainers!

Stay safe, and be careful of the monsters that live in the tall grass!

-Professor Huffmagic

[plantsa-man]

@scientificpokedex I think you might like this.

[dondaario]

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

[adramofpoison]

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

[ohsweetsweetie]

“OH MY GOD DO I TRY”

[hannaleejoshi]

BOoooOOOOoo 

[theavc]

The slowed-down Chipmunks are both brilliant and terrifying

By now, we’re all pretty used to people speeding up vocal samples to make them sound like Alvin And The Chipmunks. It’s how Kanye West launched his career. But what happens when you slow down Alvin And The Chipmunks so much that the vocals sound like they were sung by a regular human? As it turns out, you get an amazing collision of pop vocals and sludge-filled doom metal instrumentals.

Toronto-based electronic musician Brian Borcherdt, best known for his work with Holy Fuck, is the mind behind chipmunkson16speed, which is the result of finding both a bunch of old Chipmunks records and a suitcase record player with 16 RPM setting.

More at avclub.com

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[kipplekipple]

“I don’t want to die, I just don’t want to exist any more” sounds mild if you’ve never experienced it, but it is in fact a horrible, violent way to feel.

[lornaslibrary-deactivated201806]

Slytherin won the house cup 6 years in a row before Harry started Hogwarts and then Gryffindor kept winning after that and I just find it really unrealistic that in 11 years Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw never won it once. If the teachers award house points just for answering questions correctly in class, it seems strange that the house that values intelligence and the house that values hard work above everything else never got enough points to win the cup at least once in all that time

[alexunlawful-deactivated2024022]

Trevenant: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave.

Litwick: While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

Phantump: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.

Happy Halloween~

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[laurbyboom]

if you dont reblog this youre straight

[splendidland]

i can’t take this risk

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i can’t take this risk

[staffpleasedeletemyblog-deactiv]

i can’t take this risk

[spacejordan-deactivated20180916]

i can’t take this risk

[notallmensheviks]

i cant take this risk

[mackseptiplier-blog]

i can’t take this risk

[theradicalace]

I can’t take this risk

[bruhgeetuh]

i cant take this risk

[potter-wiki-blog]

I can’t take this risk.

[thatdambingewatcher]

I can’t take this risk

[may-sensei]

I can’t take this risk

[oddlykip]

I can’t take this risk

[q4fy8g3ho9t-deactivated20240516]

i can’t take this risk

[nbvee]

i can’t take this risk

[claritydaniel]

i can’t take this risk

[hiimnashi]

i can’t take this risk.

[waffle-panda]

I can’t take this risk.

[therewithasmile]

I can’t the risk.

[duskonokc]

I can’t take this risk

[fuckboysandfeminism]

I can’t take the risk

[tinyelfperson]

I can’t take the risk

[just-opal-things]

I can’t take this risk