[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[maxxie-or-smth]

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bootleg VHS copy of The Movie

[kittydealer]

u/differentlifer

[rightlessdestiny]

[dogpuppy]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[the-eternal-moonshine]

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[miamaimania]

Warm guns by Natalie Baxter

[girls--complex]

Baby Helicoptures Eating Momy

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[fiden-criatura]

Microsoft implies the existence of Macrohard...

[bobdylanyaoi]

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????