All men must die, but we are not men.

[quinnspinkcamera]

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

[sandandglass]

[pissvortex]

🫡

[lowpolyanimals]

Shiba Inus from Nintendogs

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

[catchymemes]

[memecucker]

[zillychu]

your dash has been blessed by HAPPY RAT! you will now have a HAPPY DAY!!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-rain-monster]

Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

[killerkitteh-deactivated2024110]

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

[boringkate]

Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[iamafireplace]

i believe someone may have misread boots

[official-boob-posts]

i may have dyslexia but i never make mistakes

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

a review from the cispontine end of london bridge, 8th of april 2023

[cwnerd12]

shit man this got me emotional

[mckitterick]

left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world

right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky

[thirdtimecharmed]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[steakplissken]

Doge is 17 and peacefully enjoying cherry blossoms with her beloved family, she would not hurt a fly, she would not lie to us, she would not let Elon Musk pet her

[afeelgoodblog]

“May I?” “You may.”

[callemreine]

I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition

[oriolida]

[fuck-usag]

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

[badlydrawneverything]

[ghostcashew]

[image description: a digital drawing of an opossum with clown makeup, including a round red nose, and a polka-dot bowtie- they also have a balloon floating up from their tail. text above and below them says “it is april and i am the fool”]

[henamyung]

It happened a long time ago (Of course I told her the truth)

Her first language was not English, so… that happened.（´＿｀;;）

[antivanelf]

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[slushyseals]

Tadaa! Behold! It is a me!