albyzee

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[oodles-of-boodle]

Sometimes you see something calling itself the "world's first _" and you see it and you're just like "Yeah man, there's a fucking reason no one did it before"

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[satusepiida]

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

[coyotegestalt]

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

[blackwoolncrown]

Let’s help him out. Likes charge, reblogs cast

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

[albyselkie]

There’s a knock at the door. It’s not a walrus or a fairy. Oh. Oh my word. I can’t believe it. It’s…it’s

A livable wage. And free healthcare (including dental, vision and mental health). And a functional education system. And a robust social support system. And appreciation for the arts and humanities. And

[naamahdarling]

Medically speaking, informed consent does not just apply to things you want done to you or for you, it also applies to things that you don't want done to you or things you don't want withheld from you.

I don't think a lot of people realize that, and I don't think a lot of medical professionals want to acknowledge that, because it means they would have to reevaluate the ethics of denying treatment to patients. Also they would have to reckon with their patients' agency and right to self-determination. Both of those things really freak some medpros out.

[naamahdarling]

I know a lot of people are going to jump to assuming that this is about scheduled medications and pain treatment, and it does absolutely include that. But I'm also specifically thinking about the denial of hysterectomies to people with endometriosis for spurious reasons, and the gatekeeping of reproductive and transgender health care. Also the right of patients to engage in unhealthy or "unhealthy" behaviors without that impacting their quality of care.

[naamahdarling]

!!!

Authorities instead of experts!!! Thank you for articulating this!

[llewellynrayz]

[whatbigotspost]

Too relevant right now

[albyselkie]

#homemadepizza "For the kids" 😳 #cooking #liesitellmyself #yum

[albyselkie]

Panel 1 of 5 for a sweater with #crochetcables that is looking to be about 400% warmer than anything I could feasibly wear in Texas. #ohwell #sweateraddict #crochet

[albyselkie]

Kitty perch with #rosequartz photobomb. #blackcat #blackcatsofinstagram #catsofinstagram

[albyselkie]

Now there's a new victim--er, kitty friend--in the house, I'm so excited for my new pattern book by @scooterknits ❤️ #catsofinstagram #catsinhats #crochet

[albyselkie]

Cat by #salvadordali #catsofinstagram #liquidcat #nonnewtonianfluids

[albyselkie]

Sofia with #princessleia hair, a la #empirestrikesback #starwars #doublebraids #toughgirlhair

[albyselkie]

Xmas comes early for Jake the cat...mostly because he wouldn't get out of his new hidey-hole & I had to crochet it around him! 😁 #kittykave #crochet #xmas #petcrochet

[albyselkie]

Happy 1st Birthday Madeleine! #birthday #cake #baby #family #love (at Sugar Land, Texas)

[albyselkie]

Only in #Houston could someone tote around 2 (!) blood-soaked mattresses in the back of a truck while everyone else is just, "Eh." #murdertruck #normgore