I'm sure my kommandir does something to his eyebrows. I don't know what, but there's SOMETHING.
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Goes to the local salon every Saturday.
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Konni has a mandatory grooming budget.
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He has a private brow stylist.
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@alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas
I'm sure my kommandir does something to his eyebrows. I don't know what, but there's SOMETHING.
🤣🤣🤣
Goes to the local salon every Saturday.
🤣🤣🤣
Konni has a mandatory grooming budget.
😂😂
He has a private brow stylist.
Goofball.
Lil sh!t moved, that's why the picture's blurry.
Liar.
I don't get it. What you mean? Goofball?
Or Lil Sh!t?
Talkin about the pic, that looks nothing like Simon, it looks like Alex.
Crap, did I pix the wrong one?
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ALEX THAT CLOSE IN YOUR CAMERA ANYWAY?!?!
wiat whos alex?
GHOSTIE, COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!!!!!!
SIMON GHOST RILEY!!!! GET YOUR BF, NOW!
Ait wat? u want si? I can get hom for youi.
À # @assimmonghstrilwy14¹
Someone help. He's drunk as fuck.
@johnny-soap-mactavish-141
YOU PUT THE CAT IN A BLENDER, JOHNNY.
THE CAT.
GRAVES, HE WHAT?!?!
THE CAT, JOHNNY.
THAT POOR CAT.
YES, JOHNNY.
NÒOOÔOOOOØOŒOOŌ
SOAP, WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU MOSTER!!!!!!
YES, JOHNNY, YOU PUT THE NONEXISTENT CAT IN THE BLENDER.
He's crying now.
Alot.
Why do you always say that when he's drunk, Graves?
Hey, Rudy!
He's crying and I look at his phone and my notifications and see this.
Somebody explain.
ALL I DID WAS SAY THE PHOTO WAS ALEX AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THIS!
Soap and Gaz have been doing shots all evening.
Price took Gaz's phone away. Soap wasn't as lucky.
Clearly.
Also, I can hear him throwing up, hermano. You may want to, y'know.
Right, what's going on? My phone keeps going off.
Uh... Nothing.
For God's sake.
@ask-simon-ghost-riley-141 get your arse on Tumblr and sort this out.
Tf?
It's 0015. Whys everyone up?
My fault.
I caused an argument.
This the Alex photo thing again?
Happened before he got banned on his last blog.
Yeah, and I even got the Captain involved.
Soap will sleep it off.
He won't remember this in the morning. Hopefully.
It's too early for this shit.
Why are you all awake?
Phone woke me.
Phone.
Woke up because of Soap bawling his eyes out.
Was already awake and heard him hacking up his stomach contents.
Nightmares.
Scratch that, I'm gonna start hacking up my stomach contents if I keep hearing Soap.
Is Soap really crying over this? All I said was that it was Alex and not Simon.
It started this, but no.
It's the cat thing. When Soap's drunk he has extreme trouble reading long words. Nonexistent being one. There is no cat, Graves is just a dick.
So this is my fault, one, and two, don't call Graves that, Asshole.
Well, I am a dick, so...
Children. Go to sleep. For the love of God, please. Sleep.
NEVER!
Seriously though, got a work meeting in the morning.
And @captain-john-price?
5 words: Man up and ask him.
THEN STOP ANSWERING, YOU IDIOT!
...Who is this idiot?
You're not my Commander, but I'm a Konni soldier.
It is too early.
Okay, and? Does it look like I care, Poser.
Если ты считаешь, что хамство — это проявление верности, значит, ты так ничему и не научился. Разговор окончен.
What...the hell....is that?
Russian, you uncultured swine.
cabron dioxide
...I hate that I laughed.
10/10.
Goofball.
Lil sh!t moved, that's why the picture's blurry.
Liar.
I don't get it. What you mean? Goofball?
Or Lil Sh!t?
Talkin about the pic, that looks nothing like Simon, it looks like Alex.
Crap, did I pix the wrong one?
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ALEX THAT CLOSE IN YOUR CAMERA ANYWAY?!?!
wiat whos alex?
GHOSTIE, COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!!!!!!
SIMON GHOST RILEY!!!! GET YOUR BF, NOW!
Ait wat? u want si? I can get hom for youi.
À # @assimmonghstrilwy14¹
Someone help. He's drunk as fuck.
@johnny-soap-mactavish-141
YOU PUT THE CAT IN A BLENDER, JOHNNY.
THE CAT.
GRAVES, HE WHAT?!?!
THE CAT, JOHNNY.
THAT POOR CAT.
YES, JOHNNY.
NÒOOÔOOOOØOŒOOŌ
SOAP, WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU MOSTER!!!!!!
YES, JOHNNY, YOU PUT THE NONEXISTENT CAT IN THE BLENDER.
He's crying now.
Alot.
Why do you always say that when he's drunk, Graves?
Hey, Rudy!
He's crying and I look at his phone and my notifications and see this.
Somebody explain.
ALL I DID WAS SAY THE PHOTO WAS ALEX AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THIS!
Soap and Gaz have been doing shots all evening.
Price took Gaz's phone away. Soap wasn't as lucky.
Clearly.
Also, I can hear him throwing up, hermano. You may want to, y'know.
Right, what's going on? My phone keeps going off.
Uh... Nothing.
For God's sake.
@ask-simon-ghost-riley-141 get your arse on Tumblr and sort this out.
Tf?
It's 0015. Whys everyone up?
My fault.
I caused an argument.
This the Alex photo thing again?
Happened before he got banned on his last blog.
Yeah, and I even got the Captain involved.
Soap will sleep it off.
He won't remember this in the morning. Hopefully.
It's too early for this shit.
Why are you all awake?
Phone woke me.
Phone.
Woke up because of Soap bawling his eyes out.
Was already awake and heard him hacking up his stomach contents.
Nightmares.
Scratch that, I'm gonna start hacking up my stomach contents if I keep hearing Soap.
Goofball.
Lil sh!t moved, that's why the picture's blurry.
Liar.
I don't get it. What you mean? Goofball?
Or Lil Sh!t?
Talkin about the pic, that looks nothing like Simon, it looks like Alex.
Crap, did I pix the wrong one?
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ALEX THAT CLOSE IN YOUR CAMERA ANYWAY?!?!
wiat whos alex?
GHOSTIE, COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!!!!!!
SIMON GHOST RILEY!!!! GET YOUR BF, NOW!
Ait wat? u want si? I can get hom for youi.
À # @assimmonghstrilwy14¹
Someone help. He's drunk as fuck.
@johnny-soap-mactavish-141
YOU PUT THE CAT IN A BLENDER, JOHNNY.
THE CAT.
GRAVES, HE WHAT?!?!
THE CAT, JOHNNY.
THAT POOR CAT.
YES, JOHNNY.
NÒOOÔOOOOØOŒOOŌ
SOAP, WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU MOSTER!!!!!!
YES, JOHNNY, YOU PUT THE NONEXISTENT CAT IN THE BLENDER.
He's crying now.
Alot.
Why do you always say that when he's drunk, Graves?
Hey, Rudy!
He's crying and I look at his phone and my notifications and see this.
Somebody explain.
ALL I DID WAS SAY THE PHOTO WAS ALEX AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THIS!
Soap and Gaz have been doing shots all evening.
Price took Gaz's phone away. Soap wasn't as lucky.
Clearly.
Also, I can hear him throwing up, hermano. You may want to, y'know.
Right, what's going on? My phone keeps going off.
Uh... Nothing.
For God's sake.
@ask-simon-ghost-riley-141 get your arse on Tumblr and sort this out.
Tf?
It's 0015. Whys everyone up?
My fault.
I caused an argument.
This the Alex photo thing again?
Happened before he got banned on his last blog.
Yeah, and I even got the Captain involved.
Soap will sleep it off.
He won't remember this in the morning. Hopefully.
It's too early for this shit.
Why are you all awake?
Phone woke me.
Phone.
Woke up because of Soap bawling his eyes out.
Was already awake and heard him hacking up his stomach contents.
Goofball.
Lil sh!t moved, that's why the picture's blurry.
Liar.
I don't get it. What you mean? Goofball?
Or Lil Sh!t?
Talkin about the pic, that looks nothing like Simon, it looks like Alex.
Crap, did I pix the wrong one?
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF ALEX THAT CLOSE IN YOUR CAMERA ANYWAY?!?!
wiat whos alex?
GHOSTIE, COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S DRUNK OFF HIS ASS!!!!!!
SIMON GHOST RILEY!!!! GET YOUR BF, NOW!
Ait wat? u want si? I can get hom for youi.
À # @assimmonghstrilwy14¹
Someone help. He's drunk as fuck.
@johnny-soap-mactavish-141
YOU PUT THE CAT IN A BLENDER, JOHNNY.
THE CAT.
GRAVES, HE WHAT?!?!
THE CAT, JOHNNY.
THAT POOR CAT.
YES, JOHNNY.
NÒOOÔOOOOØOŒOOŌ
SOAP, WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU MOSTER!!!!!!
YES, JOHNNY, YOU PUT THE NONEXISTENT CAT IN THE BLENDER.
He's crying now.
Alot.
Why do you always say that when he's drunk, Graves?
Hey, Rudy!
He's crying and I look at his phone and my notifications and see this.
Somebody explain.
ALL I DID WAS SAY THE PHOTO WAS ALEX AND IT JUST TURNED INTO THIS!
Soap and Gaz have been doing shots all evening.
Price took Gaz's phone away. Soap wasn't as lucky.
Clearly.
Also, I can hear him throwing up, hermano. You may want to, y'know.
Some facts:
1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.
4) black Americans invented rock and roll.
5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.
Soap made me do this... Who's the favourite?
@alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas
@captain-john-price
@graves-fav-shadow
@rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros
@phillip-shadow-graves
me
@johnny-soap-mactavish-141
Bet you it's me.
Bet what?
Come on, gimme a number.
In English?
£30. Roughly.
Stingy git, but sure.
Soap made me do this... Who's the favourite?
@alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas
@captain-john-price
@graves-fav-shadow
@rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros
@phillip-shadow-graves
me
@johnny-soap-mactavish-141
I GOT BANNED.
So I made another account and I promise that I won't post any pics of Si from my phone gallery.
Apparently people can't read a Scottish accent, so I'm stuck writing like a tea-drinking butler.
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
...Shit...he's back...
Soap, love you and all, but tone it down this time.
Simon, you're girlfriend's back on Tumblr.
@phillip-shadow-graves One more word, cabron...
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Homemade Electrolyte Mix
Guess what, folks! It's summer! And it's gonna be a hot one, because they all are, recently :(
Did you know you can lose about a liter of water, a gram of sodium, and 300mg potassium in an hour of profuse sweating? If you're working outside in the heat, or even just existing in a very hot and humid environment, you're gonna want to replace the electrolytes you're losing, and you're gonna have to be purposeful about it.
But electrolyte drink mixes, while convenient, are surprisingly expensive for what they are. So I'm going to give you a top secret recipe that you can whip up for literal pennies that will replace what you're losing in sweat.
1 liter of water
1/2 tsp table salt (about 1g of sodium)
1/8 tsp potassium chloride salt substitute (about 350mg potassium. NuSalt is a popular brand, it's sold near the salt at the grocery store. If you don't have this, replace 6oz (180ml) of the water with orange juice or eat something high in potassium, like a banana, each hour you're sweating)
6-8 tsp of granulated sugar (you do actually need this and not a no calorie alternative- sugar helps speed up the absorption of electrolytes in the gut. You can omit if using orange juice for your potassium source, though!)
Lemon or lime juice for flavor, optional
Mix together and drink 1 liter for each hour you're profusely sweating. Adjust your intake so that your pee is light yellow.
If you want to make this mix ahead of time, put 1x the recipe of salt, sugar, and potassium, along with unsweetened Kool Aid powder or crystalized lemon or lime juice, in a small baggie. I do not recommend putting multiple servings worth in a baggie, as the ingredients settle differently and you might not get the right ratio.
NOTE: like any electrolyte drink, it works better if you sip it instead of chugging. If you chug it, you end up pooping out a lot of your electrolytes, even with the sugar.
Source: Where There Is No Doctor by David Werner
what if all my issues are fake and I'm immeasurably evil and attention seeking
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
I have a d##k.
Boom.
…Creative?
You are a dick, Graves.
Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
THIS IS URGENT PLEASE REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD
I don't usually make posts like this so sorry if it looks messy or if I say anything incorrect
The US Government is currently trying to pass a national bill that is highly dangerous for queer people
H.R. 2616 — Which bans all federally funded schools from talking about gender identity and sexual orientation.
This act is said to do the following things
Prevent teachers from using the correct names and pronouns of trans students
Ban books that have trans characters present in them
and go as far as to prevent teachers from acknowledging that queer people exist.
This is not an act of "protecting kids" this is oppression of already vulnerable people.
Updates May 20, 2026: The House has passed H.R. 2616, the PROTECT Kids Act, by a vote of 217-198. Democratic Reps Cuellar (TX), Davis (NC),
SOURCE: candycourn (youtube)
THIS BILL HAS YET TO PASS THE SENATE AT THE TIME OF QUEING THIS
PEOPLE
CALL YOUR SENATORSSS
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