Categorizing the different versions of Millions Knives by what type of lactose intolerant rule breaker they are:
Trimax Knives: Loves his sweet coffees and wines paired with soft cheeses. So many soft cheeses. Has never once turned down a single slice of cheese, especially if it's butter soft and on a cracker. Coincidentally spends most afternoons making frequent trips to the bathroom, but nobody says anything out of fear of reprisal.
'98 Knives: Also loves wine, but mostly drinks the cheap boxed varieties because he is #trashy. Big fan of devouring cheesecakes and decadant ice creams after getting obscenely wasted on multiple cases of the cheapest quality box wine he can find. Most of his gutrot happens after he passes out, so nobody says anything until after he's forced into his Villian Rehabilitation Program by his brother and they have to deal with him fumigating the house.
Stampede/Stargaze Knives: Absolutely the type of dude to pick up some weird diet like "only eats white foods with a glass of whole milk" or "drinks raw unpasteurized milk". Suffers immensely for it, but he presumes it's just punishments for having "human cravings" to begin with, and tanks it to everyone else's detriment. Nobody says anything, though, because everyone in his cult is on the same fucked-up diet, and they're not sure if it's him who's stinky, or just them.
Badlands Rumble: You know why he didn't show up in this movie? That's right, too much yogurt. Ate an entire 32 oz tub and hasn't been seen since.
