alex

early 30s, asexual, poly and partnered, used to be an emo, now just here for the zipline

[not-a-choice]

I have a confession to make. When I first started watching Jet Lag I assumed Sam was a butch woman

[tomfoolerytotality]

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

[alex-was-an-emo]

As someone who loves sea shanties I got so sick of this song.

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[alex-was-an-emo]

Could've at least said a bike.

[transmutationisms]

The Getter is going to Get You type film

[transmutationisms]

The Grabber

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

The grabber

[lesbica-in-decadenza]

This is how we gonna look when you reblog that post from me instead

[theonion]

Saying they have “no earthly clue” exactly when it’s okay to enter and exit, all of the drivers currently in the roundabout at Springdale and 8th Street admitted Monday that they’re pretty much “just winging it” whenever they pass through. “Who has the right of way? What does a yield sign really mean? I haven’t needed to know since my driver’s ed test. Why are there two lanes? Should I stop to let this guy in? Wait, no way, that seems dangerous. Who’s honking at me? Is that coming from behind me or from the approaching car on my left?” said driver Alan Sommer, 42, one of countless aimless motorists flicking their blinkers on and off, gesturing at other drivers, halting suddenly after their car is halfway into traffic, and otherwise performing whatever dangerous and unpredictable action felt right to them.

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[alex-was-an-emo]

What it's like driving in Swindon

[joomeefemme]

lazy mornings are better together

[theonion]

Taking several minutes to fully process what was occurring, Sinclair Group, Inc. employee Carolyn Belk, 27, slowly and gradually realized this morning that her boss, Doug Fletcher, 48, was attempting to conduct a normal conversation with her. “He came in and asked me how everything was going, and then he started talking about his family’s plans for the holidays and whether I had made plans yet too and I’m thinking ‘Okay, what’s happening here? Where is this going?’” said Belk, who confirmed that it dawned on her only incrementally that Fletcher was not giving her a performance review or assigning her a task or gently reprimanding her for something she had done wrong, but was in fact trying to initiate a casual coworker-to-coworker chat.

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[nyanletnest]

let’s merge with mama

[alex-was-an-emo]

Hollow Knight boss energy

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[northern-punk-lad]

[alex-was-an-emo]

We also seem to have had a concerning increase in the number of prime ministers in recent years.

[str-ngeloop]

we desperately need sex 2

[str-ngeloop]

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

[str-ngeloop]

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

[dizzyghoast]

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

[str-ngeloop]

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

[cymae-mesa]

Fishing minigame.

[theonion]

[jetlagupdates]

Ben tweeted!

[gay-pirate-assassins]

Jet Lag Season 18 is already incredible. One episode in and it’s apparent to me this season is going to be a horsegirl movie.

You’ve got Ben and Adam as the secondary leads living out a romcom that’s there to keep the parents interested.

Then there’s Amy as the titular Horse Girl, quirky and smart. She’s determined to save the lone wild stallion, though her family thinks it’s futile and impossible, she believes in her connection to it. She wants to gain its friendship through small acts of kindness and teach it to trust her, so together they can win the big race prize money and save the farm.

Sam is the horse.

[myjetpack]

My latest New Scientist cartoon

[sarbithewizard]

"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]