-it never gets easier-

twenty-something. jaded. libra. emo dumpster fire with no chill.

[yageb]

[ozzfest99-deactivated20170103]

[kittygallore]

Took this awkward photo of my cat while cleaning out the patio

[nuka-rockit]

unrestrained summer fun

[100493503004422]

calling myself babe when I'm talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you're giving me nothing here

[domonay1371]

[valtsv]

when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyone else totally desensitized to the delta variant with a side of futility or is it just me. Im wearing my mask and stuff but the scale of the horror of it is just lost on me now

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I heard "delta spreads as fast as smallpox" and felt nothing

[fungiflorafauna]

Yeah yeah, it's a plague, we get it, we know the drill.

[nocturne-reverie]

Never thought I’d be so used to crippling, blinding existential fear

[krawkjock-blog-blog]

I spawned a friendly skeever in the Hall of Attainment and J'zargo keeps telling it that it’s unwelcome and needs to leave.

[woundliqour]

Tom and jerry

[ampervadasz]

[wrenchswango]

typo in the group chat

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[snowthunder]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

[despazito]

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

[tiktokstowatch]

[lucklessrat]

A reasonable reaction to Billy Joel

[catcrumb]

[insanity4-deactivated20220607]

[nitrogen]

By April Farnum

[chaotic-bi-bliophile-deactivate]

once again why did we let masquerade balls and handwritten letters and heart lockets and daggers strapped to thighs go out of fashion

[marisatomay]

it’s always so funny to me when people in positions of power who had actual influence over historical events take to twitter like “okay i think we’re ALL a bit responsible for this” like?? no?? not really?? i was in my first week of first grade on 9/11 and you were an editor for the new york times. while you can argue that with the length and reach of the wars in iraq and afghanistan every american has in some way impacted what is now happening in afghanistan let’s not spread equal blame here, liz cheney.

[marisatomay]