Alexandra The Great and don't you forget it

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[tinytea]

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

[lonelyasf3ck]

Im getting in line! 

[red4mario]

PUT ME IN LINE

[trapcard]

facts only

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

[abiggaynerd-deactivated20180414]

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

[ok-dingo]

OP is lord farquaad

[alexandrathe-great]

1) u wrong

2) what’s reba got to do with this

[jakegyllenhaal]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[meatgod]

Let’s do this Roger, meatGod approved

[suwhoopkilla-deactivated2020043]

Lol

[alexandrathe-great]

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you're in there i need you to come out and make new music please

[double-o-donut]

some underappreciated vines i haven’t seen in any vine compilation yet i that found way deep in my vines tag

[urjunlin]

Old good days :(

[may]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

FUCK

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

not only am I funny but I have nice titties too

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

FROOT LOOPS VS COOKIE CRISP DEATHMATCH

[cloudroller]

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

without it its just

[tupacabra]

NYELLO

[noelfieldingnoelfielding]

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

[onlytwitterpics]

[disneyismyescape]

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

[kurtofskyforlife]

Shrek came out in 2001

[redrainyumbrella]

Good for him.

[suspend]

[cynical-jerks-r-us]

Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

[kaibaibou]

[sing-me-to-sleep-tonight]

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES I FELL OFF MY CAHIR

[customary]