Said Who's That Girl There?

A mod-obsessed 16 year old with wanderlust and Turner-fever

[arandomthot]

A mood, or a lifestyle

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[jentehj]

this just made my day

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[bellygangstaboo]

“I don’t know why homeless people think they have it so hard. When I went abroad and begged I got by fine. They just have to do it better.” And you know I bet they have money but want the “experience” of being poor and trying to make it so they can blog about it later.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This is a thing. Every Summer in Ann Arbor swarms of white hippie kids with dreads flock in to panhandle on the streets while they do their travelling “free spirit” (lbr they probably use the g-word) schtick as a faux-boho lifestyle choice. And they sometimes displace the panhandling regulars who usually PoC and are out most of the year. It’s fucking obnoxious.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Hipsters are literally trying to gentrify begging now

[rashemibabe]

This is so ugly

[big-sugar-deactivated20190227]

I have no words for how disgusting this is.

[idonttrustbees]

Happy 24th anniversary, The X-Files 👽🎉💛

May you always be my one in five billion.

[papishanpoo-deactivated20150504]

White privilege is how Amy Winehouse was considered a misunderstood soul but Whitney Houston was considered a crackhead.

[itslaroneppl]

This

[artnmxlanin-deactivated20171009]

Say it.

[thebatgirlposts]

Say it again

[17mul]

☕️

[itsagifnotagif]

This is too much

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the past, empires were ruled by emperors, then kingdoms were ruled by kings. Now we have countries.

[ka-waltz]

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

[dimabilan]

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

[weloveshortvideos]

[fabforgottennobility]

Post of the Year

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

When the weed wears off

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[lavenderlemniscate]

gas station dude: id

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: super-ego

scooter man: ego

[niyarest]

these are the only 3 human emotions

[ninfanaiade]

@candiikismet

[candiikismet]

Y'all have never failed me. THANK YOU!

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far