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If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

otatma

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

sizvideos

death-by-lulz

Unbelievable mime with balloon

sunspotpony

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

everythingfox

hozieredits

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

fobhd

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

the-cheshire-cat-grin

if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate

slushyseals

video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

stultiloquentia

Turn sound on for asshole seal laughter.

megisepic

THE LAUGH

tchaikovskaya

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY

anna-something

Sometimes I think it’s gettin’ better And then it gets much worse Is it just part of the process? Well, Jesus Christ, it hurts Though I know I should know better Well, I can make this work Is it just part of the process? Well, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, it hurts

- Big God. Florence and the Machine. 2018.

leupagus

I’m glad that Florence is still doing the thing she does best which is be incredibly terrifying in a way that you cannot explain without sounding like you believe in witches

buzzfeed

foodffs

buzzfeed‌:

A BLESSING. (by Loryn Brantz)

I think it’s important to say - cats do it, too.

Every time ❤️️

kaijuno

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

airframeextender

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

lolotehe

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

officialweatherwax

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

black-geek-supremacy

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

paramud

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

kinetic-elaboration

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

itsthemissa-deactivated20260331

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

warmhappycat

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

deceptionelle-deactivated201910

UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.

CEO’s are scum.

kristina100000

i only support barba streisand and her nose fuck everyone else

kristina100000

this is the only thing i have on my mind

glumshoe

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

buffysboobs

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

xueyangapologist

valtsv

i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!

staminarunes

Person: It’s september 1st

Me: oh, cool

Me, internally: Underneath these stairs, I hear the sneers and feel glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt. I can’t believe how cruel they are and it stings my lighting scar to know that they’ll never ever give me what I want.

I know I don’t deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Pri-

autistic-reptile

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

cheaphalloweencostume

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”