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KYLE Ren is back!
When Rey's hot girl summer goes too far and she defies her brand for white claw, Kyle Ren comes in clutch with his last Monster so she doesn't go out with a Bang, passing on his brand deal to her before ghosting her one final time.
Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic
Yesssss! Come pterodactyl screech at meee! 😘
Should I post/publish?
I have a series of one-shot-type chapters that I can post that exist between the two books I'm writing of my Kylo Ren and Harley Quinn series. It has spoilers for Book 1 so I'm not sure if I should wait but they're kinda cute as shit and I'm tempted to share early.
Here's an excerpt I posted on Tiktok.
Waking Up Rough Draft Excerpt Part 1:
And Kylo, in turn, had never had the freedom to embrace a love without conditions. He was only ever met with terms he didn't understand and services he could never be expected to provide without greater cost to himself. His parents' love came close, but they constantly remained just out of reach his entire life, leaving him to fall into the comforting hands of those who taught him that love could be found in the shadows his parents left him in. His heart grew cold searching the depths for the missing piece that forever fueled his own emptiness. A search that drove him to frenzy, because no matter how tightly he organized his environment, no matter how immaculately he fueled his body, no matter what he destroyed in his path, he could never find that one lost piece that completed him. Until one night, when he pried open the doors of a foreign cruiser and collected its pilot, there it was. In the shape of a girl that almost glowed in his arms.
Kyle Ren and Kyle Rey(?) wish you all a happy May 4th!
Part 1, Part 2: [Removed from Tiktok. See below.], Part 3, Part 4, Part 5.
Part 2 was taken down for violating community guidelines. First the offense was Illegal Substances, I guess from the depiction of Kyle Ren vaping? Then after the appeal they decided it was Bullying and Harassment. Not sure who is getting bullied. Either Kyle Ren was getting bullied by Snoke or guys named Kyle are getting bullied by the meme? Honestly with the way Tiktok treats my content, I think I'm the one getting bullied here.
Anyways here's Part 2. Hopefully Tumblr is more forgiving!
Someone asked for Kyle Ren...this is what I came up with. 🤣 Part 1 and Part 2 will be posted on Tiktok.
Well Part 2 was just taken down for a community guidelines violation. I guess a grown man vaping is a no no? Help?
Someone asked for Kyle Ren...this is what I came up with. 🤣 Part 1 and Part 2 will be posted on Tiktok.
Adam Driver on Saturday Night Live (25th January 2020)
Does it feel good to be a liar?
art imitates life
wait, something’s missing
there we go
“Kylo Ren’s lightsaber is an ancient design, dating back thousands of years to the Great Scourge of Malachor. The crossguard blades, or quillons, are tributaries of the primary central blade, all spawning from a cracked kyber crystal that is the cause of their ragged, unstable appearance.”
SPOILER ALERT FOR RISE OF KYLO REN
This is why his crystal is cracked, yo.
More from the crossover fanfic no one asked for but everyone's getting...
Kylo + Quinn: The Last Harlequin: Ch. 1.2
[Gif sources: Part 1, Part 2]
Writers' favorite excerpt from Kylo + Quinn Chapter 1.2 of The Last Harlequin:
He exhales sharply through his nose and straightens. "My Knights of Ren detected you in our no fly zone. You didn't respond to our warnings we sent, so we mistook you for a threat."
She rolls her eyes, annoyed at the jab. "I guess I'm going to have to forgive you and your little Space Knights of Ni for not knowing who I am..." She does a flashy roundoff back handspring and flips over him so she's between him and her bat. "Harley Quinn, nice to meet ya." She extends her now uncuffed hand to the dark knight.
Overcompensating with stillness to hide that he's impressed with the stunt from an Earth girl, he looks down his nose at her hand. "Kylo Ren," he says quietly, giving her the decency of a reply.
Harley withdraws her hand, slightly offended he still doesn't seem to have heard of her, "Never heard of me? The Cupid of Crime? The Maiden of Mischief? Princess... of Darkness." She trails off on that last one, unsure if she recently lost that title. "Formerly..." she corrects it quickly.
Kylo plays her game, "Leader of the Knights of Ren, Champion of the First Order, and Apprentice to Supreme Leader Snoke." He takes a step towards her, towering over her. She tilts her head acknowledging she has no idea what any of that really means, either.
"You're not part of the Resistance," he states more than asks. "However, the vehicle you stole has connections to the Rebellion. How?"
Clearly there's a lot of space politics that is not public knowledge on Earth. Why would Bruce Wayne be involved in space wars? He's probably friends with that Elon Muskrat. He's pretty sus with all that Space X shit.
She responds innocently, "Look, I just saw the thing in some local billionaire's driveway, and thought, 'Why not go for a joy ride?'" Kylo steps closer studying her expressions. Harley squints, "What?!"
Kylo shakes his head, "The Empire has no use for you then. We'll decide what to do with you, or what remains of you, when we're done searching the vehicle."
Harley squints at him, gathering a pretty clear psychological profile from that golden threat of a response, his list of self-important titles, and his demeanor. It all screams of daddy issues.
If he wanted to kill her, he would've done it already. Is he her enemy or a potential new ally? How far can she push this guy before she finds out the hard way?
She smirks and fires off, "So...you're building a crown-rule empire because daddy kicked you out. And you think this is a big fuck you, but in actuality it's a very misguided attempt to win back his respect." Kylo grips his helmet, and narrows his eyes at her.
Harley slowly steps back towards her bat, she looks at his mask grinning, "Daddy wanted a son, so now he has to hide behind a mask...I get it!" Kylo slams his helmet down on a sidetable next to him. This was too easy!
Harley continues, "Awh it's ok! I bet your mom still loves you. Mom's usually do... if they have the time to notice you through your desperate attention-seeking behavior." He looks in shock.
She's really hitting a nerve with this guy. How is he so easy to read? "Or maybe you're trying to destroy the very thing that distracted her from you in the first place. Classic only child syndrome. She's part of this rebellion thing isn't she? Gotta love a rebel girl." Kylo lurches at her.
Harley lunges for the bat, but Kylo quickly raises his hand at it, sending it flying across the room. Harley looks at her empty hand, then across the room where it landed. What is he? Some sort of space wizard?
Harley shakes off her confusion, "Won't let me play with your toys? What would I expect from an only child with deep-seated father issues?"
Kylo yells, "Stop...TALKING," as he grabs at Harley. She dodges. Time to go all in.
"Tell me, what did dear old dad do to you? Or was it someone else? Got an uncle who paid some unnecessary visits to your bedside when mommy and daddy were away?"
Kylo clenches his fist and rolls his eyes. That was a hit. Harley taunts, "Awwhhh did I sink your battleship?"
"ENOUGH," he roars, grabbing a handle from his hilt and firing out a massive red flaming greatsword.
Harley stares at the new weapon in disbelief. "Come on! Lazer swords?! At least let me use my dinky baseball bat. I'm Little League compared to that!"
Co-Writer's (Brian) Notes:
I love this as an introduction to their relationship. Harley always has to get the last word in and Kylo is always struggling to keep his composure. Both their characteristics make them butt heads, and also is why they work.
They’re always gonna have a back forth with their personalities. A yin and yang basically where he’ll constantly try and stay level and she’ll try to trip him up.
Writer's (Alisin) Notes:
I like this part of the scene for their chaotic, impulsive energy playing off each other in different ways. Also for her first exposure to the world of Star Wars, which her inexperience with the world helps me get away with the fact I still haven't seen all of the Star Wars franchise yet and am newer to the fandom. We're sort of figuring out the world together.
I wanted them to be fairly evenly matched, which — much like with Rey— is Kylo's first experience with someone on equal ground like that, so it throws him off at first.
Harley is skilled with getting in people's heads from a psychoanalytical standpoint, whereas Kylo uses more of a brute force approach later in the scene. Luke criticized the way the Knights of Ren use the dark side of the force as being unskilled "like a hammer". I bring that characterization into Kylo.
Kylo wields his emotions and fighting style with a lot of intensity rather than precision and agility. In spite of his bloodline making him a more powerful force wielder, he can be quite clumsy with it. As though his power is greater than himself and the conflict he carries disrupts his clarity in his actions, while also fueling the power of the dark side through his raw emotion.
With Harley, I like to keep her dancing in between both, since as a character she is more morally gray.
Her weapons of choice are sometimes literal hammers but her fighting style and wit can be very fluid and agile, similar to the fighting styles of those who utilize the light side of the force. Her actions are impulsive, but not clouded in self-judgements. Without the Joker's influence, she knows herself well enough to have some faith that her impulses are in alignment with her fluid morality.
And to bring it all back ti Brian's point:
Kylo is brute force like Harley’s weapon and she’s skilled and precise like a sword, his weapon. Neither will admit it but both could run into situations where the others methods work better. Harley has been forced to be chaotic in her approach for so long she’s sort of rebelling against it in her style. Kylo has been wielding the force like a hammer for so long that everything looks like a nail. This further adds to their yin and yang relationship dynamic and how they’ll be able to survive by adapting the others' strengths when they need them.
[GIF Source: Part 1, Part 2]
Check out the full chapter on Wattpad: The Last Harlequin. For mature audiences only.
Kylo and Harley's first meeting was originally going to be more simple, but then it just took a life of its own. This whole chapter was originally 4 parts for the Tiktok series, and now it's pushing 16 on Wattpad...and I'm still not done writing it. I have a drug trip scene in the works where they take an intense hallucinogen called Jabbawaska. Yes, this is how ridiculous the Wattpad gets. They're fun characters to write for and it's interesting to see how they bring new characteristics out of each other.
Episodes are currently being posted daily on Tiktok: @KyloQuinnCrossover. Chapter 1 exists in full on YouTube.
Part 1: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePNHnKH/
Part 2: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePNAJAE/
Part 3: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePNGWTx/
Part 4: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePNGwEn/
Ch.1.10 WP Promo: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePN4pAy/
Ch.1.11 WP Promo: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePNPmUS/
Ch.1.12 WP Promo: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePNsnY7/
Reblog this if Ben is a hoe
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Writer's favorite excerpt from Kylo + Quinn Chapter 1.1 of The Last Harlequin on Wattpad:
--Hi, Harley here. I know what you're thinking... Where does a gal like me find a sweet ride like this? Well, the last thing I remember is stealing it from that hunky Wayne guy's mansion. I also may or may not have blown up the Ace chemical factory. What?! I had a few too many margaritas while celebrating my recent emancipation from my pudd- I mean, Mista...ugh that JOKE of a wannabe Gotham-ruling kingpin. Good luck trying to take down Batsy Klein without me now, you pissy purple psychopath. Point is, I had a breakup to celebrate. Saw this thing sitting in Bruce's driveway while I was looking for my shoe. I lost it in the Ace explosion...I think. It's all a bit blurry. Apparently, blasting acid and chemicals into the air has its side effects...along with tequila. Anyways, as a newly liberated woman, I decided to seize life's new opportunities and go for a joy ride. When life hands you a space ship, you jump in and blast Taylor Swift. Speaking of which...--
Alisin's Note:
I really enjoy being able to write in Harley's broken 4th wall perspective. Harley's energy/voice is so fun and light, but it usually takes a second or third pass to get her lighter voice in there. She's forced to face a lot of darkness in this series and she's in an unusual environment, far from everything she knows, so she's pretty vulnerable. Despite that, she's still able to flip so quickly into her sense of humor as a coping mechanism. There's tons of asides and 4th wall breaking in this series! I try to create many fun moments to engage with the reader, so we can all lol together. 🐀🖤
Co-Writer's favorite bit:
A bright light, like a headlight, suddenly shines through the side window. She shields her eyes and tries to get a closer look, "Miles from Earth and I still hit rush hour traffic!? Turn off your brights, you jizzwad!" She smashes the middle of the steering wheel, hoping it's a horn...or something that will communicate her road rage. An alarm blares as a rocket fires off ahead and smashes into a satellite. Harley watches the explosion in shock. "Oops."
Brian's Note:
I like this sequence as an introduction to Harley Quinn. Trouble always seems to find her, even when she’s trying to escape it. She’s as chaotic trying to fix things as she is trying to break them when she’s with Joker. She does first and asks questions later.
Continue reading Chapter 1.1 on Wattpad.
The Last Harlequin is the first Chapter of Book 1 of the Kylo Ren + Harley Quinn Crossover, currently titled "Trauma Bound".
Plot Summary: In a galaxy far, far away, Harley Quinn finds herself in the clutches of a new dark knight, Kylo Ren. Recovering from her recent breakup with the Joker, she cuts a deal with the broody space boy and agrees to help him find a map that can also serve to return her home. This quest reveals that their connection might run much deeper than they originally thought.
Check out the visuals on Tiktok and YouTube.
Adam Driver on the set of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Can someone help me find a link to this footage?
This is the same thing. I'm just saying! You know they knew what they were doing with that fire rain!
You best believe I'm bringing some of this Darcy energy into my Kylo Ren + Harley Quinn Crossover Fanfic!
Hear me out...what if Rey were Harley Quinn?
PLOT: In a galaxy far, far away, Harley Quinn finds herself in the clutches of a new dark knight, Kylo Ren. Recovering from her recent breakup with the Joker, she cuts a deal with the broody space boy and agrees to help him find a map that can also serve to return her home. This quest reveals that their connection might run much deeper than they originally thought.
If you dig the idea, check the series out on Tiktok, YouTube, and Wattpad!
Tiktok: @KyloQuinnCrossover
For only series episodes and promos.
Tiktok: @alisinchainmail
For ancillary and inspo content.
Wattpad: "Chapter 1: The Last Harlequin"
Read the Wattpad if you want in on all the action, fluff, smut, trauma bonds, fan pairings, angsty-softboy-kylo, food fights, drug trips, etc. The Tiktok series is more of the framework where the narrative started. I've been totally running wild with this idea on Wattpad. 18+ audiences preferred. There's tons of adult language and a bit of smut. The characters deal with reliving past trauma that can get pretty rough. These characters have suffered a lot of loss and mental manipulation from some pretty bad people and humanoids. If you're easily triggered by such themes, I don't recommend reading.
(Sorry for reposting but the typo really bothered me. OMG and I just realized I can edit posts. Such a noob.)
My co-writer, Brian, posted this on my discord about the Kylo Ren + Harley Quinn fanfic on Wattpad...
Lol He's not wrong! I told him the only thing that was missing was the "working through trauma" tab!
Brian helps me a ton with character development and voice. He works at a comic book store and his brain is a dang library of comic book and Harley Quinn knowledge. He's really helped me flesh out and understand character motivations when I'm struggling with how a character might respond and feel about things that happen in the series. He usually knows exactly what scene he can reference from a comic book that can help me figure out how the character would act and feel. He usually comes in clutch with some great analysis, especially when I'm all nervous about whether Kylo is being too much of a soft boy for Harley. He reminds me Kylo is just a validation starved pup who needs good head scratches.
But also...who wouldn't bend over backwards for Harley F**kin Quinn?
Anyways...check out this fluffy, actiony, soft boy kylo, crossover fanfic we've been working on for months.
In a galaxy far far away, Harley Quinn finds herself in the clutches of a new dark knight, Kylo Ren. Recovering from he...
Well, I edited the cover for Chapter 2 of the Kylo + Quinn Crossover Series before I've finished writing Chapter 1 on Wattpad. Got 3 more scenes to publish for Chapter 1: The Last Harlequin. Then it'll be on to Chapter 2: The Forced Awakening.
