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I don't think I've ever done this many recs that I am losing my mind about in as short of a time as I've been doing with HEATED RIVALRY--I think I'm closing in on a thousand fics in around half a year! And not even super iddy ones that I love but definitely are to a certain taste! No, I'm constantly reading top tier quality fic as fast as I can and I still have enough saved on my ereader that I'm pretty sure I could keep up this same face for another entire year, with the same insane level of quality, without even touching AO3 to pile on more. So, here, enjoy more feelings and porn, because fuck if this fandom isn't still giving me the time of my goddamned LIFE. HEATED RIVALRY - NO I WON’T BE CHILL ABOUT THE GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS SHOW:

Hollanov's Guide to Major League Hockey by DistantStorm, ilya/shane & david/yuna & farah & centaurs & cast, 41.6k On the morning of July 1, 2019, with Shane Hollander set to test free agency, the Montreal Metros and their fanbase aren't worried. It's well documented that Shane Hollander has always held out for the best deal, and being a free agent is his leverage. Everyone knows that he’ll sign another deal with the Metros. But maybe everyone is wrong. (Alternatively: the one where Shane Hollander finds out ahead of schedule that Ilya Rozanov is lonely.)

the coast is not clear by WriteThroughTheNight, ilya/shane, nsfw, 8.2k “My flight is early tomorrow,” Rozanov says. He bites his lip. Shane’s eyes stick there too. “You look in hallway, yes?” Shane sticks his head out. The hallway is empty. Would it hurt? To go another round? Rozanov has to fly out early anyway, it’s hardly like they’ll be spending time befriending each other. What is one night, when they’ve already crossed the line with eyes wide open? “Shit,” he says. “There’s a couple at the end of the hallway, arguing, you know? You better wait until they leave.” OR Shane lies, that first night, to keep Rozanov to himself a little longer. The changes spiral out from there.

hit or miss by PenAndInkPrincess, ilya/shane & cast, NSFW, 57.4k wip If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander. Or, hopefully, her son. “Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?” Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected. (how ilya learns about shane's allergies)

Shipping up in Boston by angel_deux, ilya/shane & cliff & svetlana, nsfw, 33.7k Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.

scott hunter's worst nightmare by goldengalaxies, ilya/shane & scott/kip, 3.1k "Jesus fucking Christ, kid." Scott huffed a laugh. "You're a piece of work, you know that?" "Ah, but I am funny." Rozanov shrugged, sipping his vodka. "And hot." He winked at Kip. Kip's jaw flew open and Scott immediately pulled his boyfriend closer to him. So what if Ilya Rozanov was 100% straight and definitely trying to fuck with him? Scott still wasn't going to just stand there while fucking Rozanov flirted with his boyfriend.

The lights are too fucking bright right now by robbinscinquefoil, ilya/shane & david/yuna & cliff, 41k Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

sunday morning (scott hunter is crying) by jujubun, ilya/shane, 6.6k “You’re the worst,” Shane informs him, after they finally hang up. “First, you cheat on me. Four times! Then, you tried to blackmail a senior citizen. And then, you cast me aside for a dog?” He swings his leg over Ilya’s hip until they’re pulled flush together, Shane straddling his lap. “I want a divorce,” he declares huffily.

california dreaming by disastermovie, ilya/shane & david/yuna, NSFW, 11.8k Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.

the jane box by angel_deux, ilya/shane & svetlana & cliff, nsfw, 10.3k When Ilya is concussed during a game, he experiences a weird gap in his memories. He has completely forgotten two people he should apparently know: his longtime rival Shane Hollander, and a regular hookup named Jane.

#DontYouDareFuckingFreeMe by Airuna, ilya/shane & cliff & david/yuna & leclaire & cast, 24.6k “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen. “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone. It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?” “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

high on hockey by goldengalaxies, ilya/shane & hayden & j.j. & wyatt & scott, 4.4k Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind. Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov. Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend- [Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.] Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now! (the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)

Shots Fired by boopboop, ilya/shane, nsfw, 2.2k 'The league loves nothing more than putting these two kids in each other's faces.' Or, the one time Shane tries to be funny and spends the next half-decade suffering (enjoying) the consequences.

I'm a Tidal Wave by PastyPirate, ilya/shane & troy/harris & bood, nsfw, 4.4k Shane has indulged, maybe a bit too much, in his love of how good they are at hockey. Ilya does the opposite of complaining.

a pigsty built for two by Anonymous, ilya/shane & david/yuna & svetlana & cast, NSFW, 9.8k Shane and Ilya get rid of their housekeepers as part of their plan to keep their relationship secret. Ilya discovers that keeping a house clean is easier said than done.

Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat, ilya/shane & centaurs, 9.7k The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

baby, you can drive my car by mildred123, ilya/shane, nsfw, 16.6k or, five times ilya makes shane feel less like a passenger princess and more like a passenger prisoner + one time ilya lets shane take the driver’s seat

rash decisions by UglyGreenJacket, ilya/shane & centaurs, 2.3k “Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs. ___ Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.

serpentine by PenAndInkPrincess, ilya/shane & cast, 9.1k “Ah.” “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?” “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says. Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name. “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

Now You Can Start by deliciousblizzardshark, ilya/shane & svetlana & j.j. & voyageurs, 14.8k The problem was that everyone who played for Boston, except for Ilya, was like a million years old and had forgotten what fun was, if they’d ever known. They were all, like, married with kids and their idea of a good time was a barbecue where they drank a few flat weak-ass beers and or went golfing. Ilya just wanted to have fun, okay? He just wanted to live. or Ilya gets traded to Montreal. Everything goes better than expected.

Throat Curtain? by Z1r1al, ilya/shane & troy/harris & rose/svetlana & centaurs & oc/miles, NSFW, 40.9k wip A missing tooth. A standard hockey emergency. When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist. Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.

Select All by Regolith (metonym), ilya/shane, NSFW, 47k Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

MORE RECS UNDER THE CUT because further yelling about the gay hockey show will be spared from your dashes. Just not on my dignity.

The Great Divide by broccolicheddarchicken, ilya/shane & david/yuna, nsfw, suicidal ideation/themes, 16k The Boxing Day argument doesn't happen, Ilya doesn't seek professional help, and he and Shane keep pretending everything's fine. In the last few weeks of the season, Ilya reaches a breaking point. After saving his boyfriend's life, Shane is forced to grapple with the broken pieces, figure out what went wrong, and try to slot everything back together again.

36 Questions That Lead to Love by UglyGreenJacket, ilya/shane & harris, 5.7k Shane: So, what is this we’re doing again? Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun! Shane: You always say that it’ll be fun, and I don’t think it ever ends up being much fun.

been careless with a delicate man by splatticus, ilya/shane, NSFW, 6.7k What was it about that night that made Shane flinch that way, like Ilya has brushed against a splinter under his skin that he didn't know he was carrying? A decade later, Ilya re-litigates Vegas.

#whorelore by prailock, ilya/shane & cliff & bears, 3.4k Well over a decade after retirement the public knows Ilya as the picture perfect devoted husband and father. When he's announced as a presenter and commentator for the Olympics as hosted by Toronto one online joke reminds the general public how fucking insane he used to be. Everyone under 35 struggles to square the Ilya Rozanov-Hollander they know today with Ilya Rozanov of the 2010s, fuckboy supreme.

take my hand and drag me head first (fearless) by trustingno1, ilya/shane & cast, 2k "Rozanov told me to thank every goal tender I scored on," Shane says, wryly, to laughter, "So I will not be doing that. "I do not take this for granted. Thank you to the rest of my line," there's a smattering of applause, a cheer from the Metros' table; he can't prove it, but he suspects it's Ilya booing. "I very literally could not have done this without you. "I would like to thank my partner," he adds, shakily, "for their support." He glances up, not towards Ottawa's table. "Thank you for always pushing me to do better." There's some scattered applause, perfunctory. This is the bail out point. He can lift the trophy with one more "thank you", a "hopefully see you again next year", or he can-

no such thing as bad timing (as long as you're here) by treescape, ilya/shane, NSFW, omegaverse, 1k Ilya backs him into a conference room and slams the door shut just in time. "Fuck," Shane breathes, his voice already sounding hoarse. "I didn't think—" He clenches his hands, unclenches them, shakes them out—as if somehow he can shake off the heat building beneath his skin. Obviously it doesn't work. He tips his head back against the closed door, and that doesn't work either. All it does is expose the line of his throat, and something in him wants to whimper for Ilya to bite him.

risk assessment by anincompletelist (soldouthaz), ilya/shane, NSFW, 6.6k “We usually fuck after games!" Ilya defends. "We are off schedule. My body knows this. It is confused.” “Yeah, well, we’re not getting any closer to fucking—at home—unless you get the damn ointment on me. Fucking—shit, Ilya.” His entire face scrunches up when Ilya, now kneeling on the floor in front of him, slightly readjusts his leg for a better angle.

Google Translate by Hayley Mercury (SnarledCello), ilya/shane & david/yuna, 3.7k Ilya and Shane both go down on the ice in season 5. In the hospital David uses google translate to try and better communicate with Rozanov, and learns a bit more than he intends. Or Relationship reveal VIA Google Translate and helpful David Hollander.

Map Contact by Regolith (metonym), ilya/shane, NSFW, 78.5k wip Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness. Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him. They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.

Thank you for pasta and phone calls by TheLoonlyProfessor, ilya/shane & yuna, 2.2k The day after the Outing Pasta Dinner, Ilya gets a phone call from Yuna. It does not go as either of them expected

To Catch a Hollander by ilokheimsins, ilya/shane & bears, 4.4k After two months of being on Rozanov watch post him being dumped by Montreal Jane, the Raiders all breathe a sigh of relief when their captain goes back to his usual happy self after All-Stars. Cliff, Victor, and Connor notice that the timing of Ilya’s good mood coincides strangely well with the speculation (read: open secret) that Hollander and Rozanov definitely banged it out sometime during that weekend and after some theorizing, they’re pretty sure their captain has had a years long crush on Hollander and that his happiness hinges on making his giant crush on Shane Hollander come to fruition. Of course, as his friends, they need to help him to the best of their abilities.

Mr. Real Estate by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi), ilya/shane & ocs, 15.6k wip It’s Ilya who brings it up. He’s in his kitchen, making himself some kind of soup that Shane is already searching for recipes of—it’s called rassolnik. Leaning with one hip against the counter, he asks, “What about your sex dungeon?” “I don’t have a sex dungeon,” Shane says, both grossed out and intrigued by the idea. “The apartment, moya lyubov,” Ilya replies, fondness sheathed in annoyance. He slurps loudly, laughing when Shane makes a face at him over their video call. “What will you do with the apartment?” “Sell it, maybe.” -- Or, Shane doesn't sell the secret-sex-apartment building. He starts renting it out, and somehow ends up with a gaggle of Russian tenants-turned-friends, several stray cats, and one very spoiled hamster.

HOLLANDER & ROZANOV ARE DEAD by eurydicees, ilya/shane & scott, 13.2k It is December, and Scott has been out for long enough to pretend to be used to it, and things are not perfect but they’re fucking good, and Ilya Rozanov is at his apartment for dinner—has been for over an hour—and he’s still waiting so stupidly hopefully to introduce a boyfriend who very, very clearly isn’t coming. (Or: studies on coming out, learning patience, one-sided conversations, and other absurdist waiting games.)

on photoshoots and inconvenient erections by UglyGreenJacket, ilya/shane & centaurs, nsfw, 3.4k “Storytime!” Ilya says in a sing-songy voice. There’s clapping and suggestive cat-calls, and Shane can already feel his cheeks heating up. Ilya looks at him expectantly, holding out his hand, and any optimism Shand had of getting out of this dies in the brightness of Ilya’s grin.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow by Goodkwuestion, ilya/shane, 4.5k The world is a cruel place, and Ilya Rozanov suffers greatly on a near-daily basis.

Slipping through my fingers all the time by phlebotinxm, ilya/shane & david/yuna, 8.2k Or, 3 times Yuna is surprised by Ilya Rozanov and one time she isn't anymore.

Pivotal by 409_conflict, ilya(/shane) & yuna, 14.1k It’s strictly a business trip. Ilya’s her client, not her friend, and they have meetings with Porsche. She’ll probably see him for a few hours here and there, and she’s content to amuse herself for the rest of the time. Ilya seems to regard her trip differently.

Antipathy by AC91, ilya/shane & david/yuna, 9.7k Yuna can’t help it. There’s just something about Ilya Rozanov that rubs her the wrong way.

Do it Scared by lark_ral, ilya/shane & cast, 8.1k Shane Hollander's five rules of how to not look gay (and how he breaks them for Ilya Rozanov) + one time he doesn't have to.

#AskIlyaRozanov by fbiyaoi, ilya/shane, 2.7k Alternatively: the most chronically online NHLer continues to be chronically online, this time under a new username.

Coast-to-Coast by asterlune, ilya/shane & hayden & centaurs, 8.9k Hayden's video leaks partway through the 2022 season, while Montréal is playing Ottawa. Shane trades himself to the opposing team.

who the f*ck is jane by goldengalaxies, ilya/shane & centaur wags, 2.9k (the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)

but what came spilling out that day was the truth by sargeantwoof, ilya/shane, 4.6k OR: Shane & Ilya get a moment to breathe in the final Boston year.

I'm a hot girl and I come in different flavours by rollercoastar, ilya/shane & svetlana, 9.4k Ilya goes clubbing, and Shane shows up late. While thousands of strangers on the internet completely lose their minds, Shane and Ilya are enjoying themselves.

eleven out of ten by gurlsrool, ilya/shane & centaurs & voyageurs & admirals, nsfw, 12.3k In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life A sequel to "ten out of ten"

downward-facing dog by UglyGreenJacket, ilya/shane, 1.3k [Shane glares and flips off the camera. Anya can be heard barking happily.] Ilya: Isn’t yoga supposed to make you calm? You do not seem very calm. Shane: Let’s just get this over with. Ilya: Now you are speaking my language.

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