Uhhhh

Scorpio, INFJ, would love to answer any questions

[egalitarianchica]

Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.

[egalitarianchica]

Is it this?

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.

[egalitarianchica]

That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:

[emeraldmercury]

Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.

[persephhona]

[derekhalesprayercircle-blog]

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

[suicidemydarling]

This fucking this^^^ 

[despotic]

I’ve always loved this.

[dangerhamster]

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

[knitmeapony]

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

[tevintersass-deactivated2015071]

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

[spteatime]

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

[sapphicsugar]

My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.

That guy was really a huge teddy bear.

[hailtothepanek]

My friend is tiny and she was at a concert when she was 15 or something and they were about to do a wall of death and she was right at the front. She started to realise this was not going to end well for her, but then this massive guy next to her picked her up and put her on his shoulders just as it began. After when she asked why, he said “if I didn’t pick you up you would have been crushed.” Metal men are nicer than most.

[piss-pirate]

I think the rules for metal dudes are universal. 1. Look out for smaller people that could be hurt and help them. 2. If someone falls, help them up. 3. If you see anyone being a dick fucking pulverise them

[ailithnight]

If demons looked like demons Evil would be quite rare. It’s the demons dressed as angels For which we must beware.

[parlezvousladybug]

Reblogging for that perfect last addition

[lamaison]

[suavecitapomade]

[lotrlocked]

[volcanicbitch]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[arirna]

[emeships]

staff: *coming out of their hiding place after a few years* are they gone? is it safe? can we make this a profitable website finally?

us, every single time:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[loveamongthesailors]

portable slime gargoyle 

[unicornfan]

[loveamongthesailors]

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

[unicornfan]

[georgiansuggestion]

stitch a pocket large enough for several books, a spindle, spare slippers, a loaf of bread, and your dignity

[aeon-shaping-lie-deactivated201]

Good sir I only own four of those things

[georgiansuggestion]

You may, if desired, replace Whatever you lack with More Bread.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

brilliant suggestion

[bpdkipland]

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

[bpdkipland]

THIS ONE!!!!

[bogfox]

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

Chaotic Good

[bpdkipland]

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

[cozza-frenzy]

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

[catalystforameow-deactivated202]

Here!

Plus some more^^

[puddox]

[spiderman-anti]

ME ME ME

[wetwareproblem]

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[poser-666]

[queer-as-frikc]

JEFFREY! JEFFREY BEZOS!

[loserwithastylus-moved-deactiva]

Why do people like honey so much. It literally burns ur tingue

[flinchyfinch]

How lol no it doesn't, not for me.

[loserwithastylus-moved-deactiva]

Wait this doesn't happen for other people??

[peanut-butter-and-theatre]

Think you might be allergic to honey lmao

[loserwithastylus-moved-deactiva]

THAT CAN HAPPEN???????

[peanut-butter-and-theatre]

[loserwithastylus-moved-deactiva]

Who wants to make my top post the one where i question my immune system

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

Remember me when you’re famous lol

[lastoneout]

My favorite genre of tumblr post is "op finds out they are allergic to something when they post that said thing makes their tounge, mouth, or skin burn/itch/swell up and everyone is like um yeah thats not supposed to happen" (as well as the notable subgenre "one or more people discover they are colorblind")

Anyway keep it up this is literally never not funny.

[figmentforms-the-human]

I thought they put pineapple on pizza because it was the only spicy fruit….

I miss the illusion of the world making sense.

[argumate]

what happens when two dramatic bitches like Geralt and Aragorn visit the same tavern on the same night and there’s only one corner table for them to brood at in a solitary fashion, would they take turns or share a booth while simply refusing to acknowledge each other’s existence

[callmebliss]

And there was only one corner table…!

[chocolate-milk-guy]

oh my god there was only one corner table…

[bigmammallama5]

[crunchingtiger-deactivated20260]

No but deadass they would just share a booth as the two loner kids in a crowd. They would vibe SO HARD I never thought of this but they would absolutely love each other and say like 10 words to each other

[charlesoberonn]

[heyimboredtalktome]

I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀

Her: I want a dog

Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see

Alina Zagitova: Ok

[spirituallywhore-deactivated202]

DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED

[heyimboredtalktome]

Idk if her parents got her one, but the fucking president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one

[socialistexan]

Let's keep this energy going.

The bosses need us, we don't need them.