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@all-the-little-things--
we need to go back to eating spaghetti the traditional way. no more of this fork and spoon nonsense
you guys are doing it all wrong
eating spaghetti with their bare hands was good enough for generations of Neapolitans, but suddenly you're too fancy for it?
respect your goddamn elders—chow down by the fistful!
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
Like to charge, reblog to cast
orc mating season has begun
the half-elven halfling's village:
this is a shadow of Sky Tower, the tallest building in the city of Wrocław (Poland), regarded as the city's penis.
it does indeed look like one. it is also so tall and in such a flat area that you can easily see it from kilometers away. and at all times the penis shadow is cast upon the oblivious sheeple.
@official-penis-posts
Official Pole of Poland Post
Here's the statue in case anyone else thought 'how much like a pussy could it be?'
when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate
alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan
The gather to meet the youngling
Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because
Who would win in a fight? The noble eunuch Tucker or Sith Lord Darth Vader?
Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.
Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.
Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”
I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.
obsessed w/ this stock photo of a gambler placing their wedding ring on top of a bunch of casino chips
i’m just…i’m trying to imagine a scenario where a casino would ever conceivably accept RANDOM JEWELRY as valid currency, they don’t even let you place cash on the tables
Update: I’ve decided the player is proposing to the dealer. They’re in love and newly engaged, u won’t change my mind
Lovestruck player: “I wager… my hand in marriage” The dealer: “… I… I… I fold.”
Oh that is COLD
That could be a really good workaround for a bad hand. If they fold you get the pot and don’t have to get married, if they call then you get married.
If they raise, well, idk, that gets complicated.
Those arent casino chips. They aint labled.
Me and the boys, playing our weekly poker game and ending up engaged
In battle, that is!
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i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery
yang zi for robert wun
tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care
i hauve a cold
AHH!! Quickly!! The artefacts have escaped the museum!! 😘😘 This video is adorable :D
These ladies are wearing Tang Dynasty hanfu, the famous "golden age" of Chinese history. Artefacts show that aesthetics during this dynasty favored fuller shaped women, if you've ever seen the figures from the museums these ladies look like exact replicas :D
Video src: 包意凡 【博物馆闭馆时间到，我俩要粗去玩！】 https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1iJ4m1K7Mq/
Cnetizens comments on Luigi Mangione
Cnetizens: Oh Gosh He cute
The "it's so cold~~" meme
Cnetizens post old photos of their parents, grandparents and family
