NEEDđTHATđMANđPREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Stanford 'Ford' Pines (Gravity Falls)
Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
soâŚ. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Shen Qingqiu]
"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)
2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen
3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP
4. pregnant napping shizunâŚ..
5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnantâŚ. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."
"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."
"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."
"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.
Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"
