thank god i’m jagged

you’re always telling me i don’t know who you are come on, woman

[edralis]

source

[mandycore420]

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[targetedknowledge]

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[louisegluckpdf]

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper

[despazito]

[csny]

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city

[gomjabbar]

"hamburger helper" you are literally hurting & impeding the hamburger by eating it

[sugarmountainspring]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[targetedknowledge]

[greelin]

they just look like this

[greelin]

too many of you are being far too cruel.

[straightboyfriend]

why are you on t

to go bald

[rubbrcat]