[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[frogconnoisseur-remade-deactiva]

[soultobeloved]

dmx on how to love 🌸

[gahdamnpunk]

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

[willow-moon]

[rubykgrant]

HELLO FELLOW CRIMINALS. I LIKE DOING CRIME. WHERE DO ALL OF YOU DO YOUR CRIMES? HOW MANY CRIMES DO YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? ARE YOU PLANNING ANY CURRENT CRIMES? I AM NOT A COP

[straawberries]

Ihatethepolice1

[armedjoy]

[vacuously-true]

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

[galois-groupie]

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

[vacuously-true]

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

[ghastmaskzombie]

does this look platonic to you?

[vacuously-true]

Nah, that shape fucks.

[theinfiknight]

Find me any other website with interactions like these

[semiotomatics]

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

[thefaultinoursprinkles]

@frawgs

[catasters]

[prokopetz]

“All right, so the vampire’s gravestone is–”

“Cenotaph.”

“What?”

“It’s only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn’t present is a cenotaph.”

“I’m… not sure that’s how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.“

“There’s precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There’s no rule that says the body itself can’t do the removing.“

“Okay, but the body very much is coming back. That’s kind of what we’re here to accomplish.”

“So it’s a temporary cenotaph.”

“And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.“

“Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.”

[sistertaxon]

NASA scientist: you’re back early…

astronaut: (grabbing bendy straw) moon’s wet

[eucalyptus-sage]

being known is being loved

"i know your pizza order" "you have freckles on your ears" "you make this face when you're tired" "you order green tea on a good day black on a bad day" "you always make that face before you try something" "the tips of your ears turn red when you're angry" "i knew you'd say something" "you must be exhausted to miss the class" "your favorite pie is pumpkin, right?" "i know your phone number, don't worry" "you miss me, i can tell" "you fiddle with your pens when you're bored" "you don't like converse unless they're high tops" "your favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch and you first ate it when you were 8"

being known is being loved.

[alliechelsea]

Guys

Am I wrong to assume that in peace Taylor is not just referencing Kanye but also scooter Braun? Clowns to the west OF COURSE refers to Kanye WEST but robbers to the east???? That has to be Scooter??

[autasticanna]

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

[saint-ambrosef]

-a lot of bullies dont think of themselves as bullies, either

[mx-t4t0]

- bullies do not bully you because they like you

- getting bullied as a kid can even mess you up as a teen

- ignoring does not work. it does not make them go away. it’s a lie told to make kids less “”problematic””

- do not feel bad about fighting back.

[factumnihil]

"the trauma made you kind" fuck that. no. i am kind because i cannot allow anyone to go through what i did. i am soft because i chose to be.

[peculiar-persephone]

Trauma made me scared, angry, and vulnerable.

I made myself kind.

[tlitookilakin]

“Ten spears go to battle," he whispered, "and nine shatter. Did the war forge the one that remained? No, Amaram. All the war did was identify the spear that would not break.” 

- Brandon Sanderson’s Oathbringer

[whitepeopletwitter]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cerebralzero]

OH NO OH FUCK MY LEAN LAB

[tendie-defender]

What did were they making that used a shit ton of Potassium? 

[uncle-beanbag]

Allegra Chicken

[taylorswift]

In my head, the songs on folklore fit together in different groups and “chapters” - based on how they fit together thematically. I want to share the first one today. Here’s “folklore: the escapism chapter” ♥️

Taylor Swift - folklore: the escapism chapter

Listen to folklore: the escapism chapter by Taylor Swift.

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man