Hi, I’m Allison.

I’m a designer.

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[mvlderfox]

gillian anderson for the x files lego set

[skinny-dippin-sasquatch]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[cityelf]

Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

[dilf-din]

I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭

Should I tell her 🤭

[cityelf]

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

[chosenofthegods]

That is a new level of containment breach

[threadsy]

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[78/?] ⤷ 3.22 — “Quagmire”

[pirl]

❤️THEM❤️

[autistobrat]

I'm delusional but also self aware. I'm delaware from now on.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[dewildegurl1313]

A tired guy

[wheeloffortune-design]

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

[deus-ex-aquila]

all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:

step 1

step 2

step 3

[varangianviper]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

[xthehatchick]

holy shit

[finnslay]

This is the only correct way

[transarsonist]

[Patchnotes]

swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory

[madubraga05]

Which of Scully's hairstyles is your favorite?

[writingdose]

this and also the only difference between fanfic writers and writers who sell their own original works as careers is that fanfics aren’t monetized. that’s all.

being a “professional” writer doesn’t mean your works are inherently better than fanfics. I’ve read so many fics that are more professionally written than some published books.

whether or not a piece of writing is monetized has nothing to do with its quality.

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[zelfa]

Trying out a medieval art style.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[flygutzz]

i like trees