[memeuplift]

[lolly-pop456]

Awwwwwww

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Giddy up

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[mapsontheweb]

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

[pierppasolini]

Sebastiane (1976) // dir. Derek Jarman, Paul Humfress

[pierppasolini]

Sebastiane (1976) // dir. Derek Jarman, Paul Humfress

[tehtariks]

#mood | Hayao Miyazaki and Ushiko in The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2013)

[obiwan]

Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea 崖の上のポニョ Look at my ocean. It’s like my ancient Devonian Sea, full of magic and power.

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[pointnclick]

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

[deitycyla]

Avatar Kyoshi? I just think she’s neat 💛

[deitycyla]

What is your wisdom 7ft tall womannn

[carnival-phantasm]

I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls

[spooky-fubuki]

These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then

[carnival-phantasm]

No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls

It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.

[human-south-of-north-pole]

[bill-nye-official-blog]

we used to have so many balls

[badgerpunk]

[catchymemes]

[israelite-not-african]

He’s like “you can TALK?!?

[doggosource]

[ryebreadgf]

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

[bramblepatch]

This is a powerful child.

[barb-l]

They should hang out

[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”