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whoops he fell asleep
if youre ever confused about why preboot!jason does something or acts in a certain way i ask you to consider that hes like 18 and super duper suicidal
“jasons methods in uth werent sustainable” he didnt intend to sustain them
“jasons a hypocrite and his motives are contradictory” teenagers arent known for being particularly rational
“jason didnt plan for the long term effects and power vacuum left by his takeover” jason didnt plan for the long term, Full Stop
“why does jason do the whole uth confrontation instead of just killing the joker” hes 18 and he wants his dad to choose him
“if jason is trying to reach out to people why is he such an asshole” he is reaching out to get them to kill him
“its egotistical for jason to think his approach is the only right one” have you met a teenage boy. like ever
i could go on but you get the point. if one questions preboot!jason todd then one must consider the fact that hes supposed to be drinking buzzballz under a bridge (or lowkey just jumping off of it) and instead hes dismantling a criminal network and replacing its leader with himself
The less in control of the situation Bruce is, the more he pretends to be in control for Clark.
Let it be known to all superbat shippers that "Cowl off." is a complete sentence.
how much you want to bet that Jason’s insecurity about not being like Dick stemmed from Bruce yelling at Dick when he was showing Jason how to do something he was not ready for.
Dick being like “I did it at his age!!” and Bruce yelling back “not every child is YOU!” meaning that not every child has the innate training of a trapeze artist and you’re telling him that it’s safe when it’s NOT safe for him
and Jason overhears and is like “so I can never be as good as Dickie :(( Bruce will always prefer him :((” when bruce is really just yelling at his oldest child not to play rough with the baby
a milk filled babian hiding in his mommy’s shirt :]
Bruce gets hit with a spell, and it lowers his inhibitions and whatnot.
Now, it’s nothing crazy. He’s just speaking his mind and saying random stuff. It’s actually kind of cute how he compliments them in between his word vomit of wherever his mind trails off to.
“I need to finish signing those papers for the marketing team- Diana’s curls look really pretty today- I don’t remember if I ate breakfast- oh, it’s Barry, I love Barry, hi Barry- I need to finish working on those Arrow prototypes for Ollie and sneak them into his base- I have a headache, I wanna take a nap-”
It’s cute, the League likes it. Bruce doesn’t often speak his mind in ways that aren’t points for self-improvement on the field. But hearing that Bruce actually likes it when they crowd into his space and given him physical affection, or that he enjoys Arthur talking about his underwater escapades, or that J’onn is one of the very few people he feels safe with in his mind, and that yes, he was the one to steal Clark’s slice of apple pie and blame it on Hal with no trace of guilt in his voice
He's even initiating his own physical affection. He's always held back under the pretense of being professional and focusing on the world-ending catastrophes always happening, but with his inhibitions gone, he's cuddling into Oliver's side, allowing Hal to hang off his arm, pressing a kiss to Dinah's cheek, nuzzling under Clark's chin like a cat
Then, after a few hours of the League monopolizing Bruce's time and soaking up his affection, Dick walks in to take him home, and Bruce starts crying, really hard. He’s just starts babbling about how much he fucking loves his baby and how he's missed him so much, even though they had breakfast together that morning
With each kid that he sees, he starts crying even harder. They genuinely have to have only one or two of them with him at a time, or he’ll cry so hard that he will throw up. Bruce's face is all puffy, red, and splotchy, but he somehow makes it look cute
Even though Bruce has expressed how he sees them as family, Stephanie, Duke, Barbara, etc., are a little shocked and teary-eyed at how Bruce keeps reiterating how he loves them and points out little changes they've made that no one else has noticed. He points out how Steph has been getting better with her kicks, how Duke slightly changed his cornrow pattern, how Babs changed the cushion in her wheelchair, and how he's secretly been supplying her high-end cushions without her noticing, and so much more for everyone he knows
Jason gets the biggest reaction, which was to be expected, but all of the kids get intense crying sessions, where Bruce word vomits about how much he adores them and how cute they look at the moment
Damian gets the second biggest reaction, where Bruce just cries about how much he wishes he could've seen Damian grow up and how he's so proud of how Damian's grown into such a kind and compassionate little human being.
Damian is the only kid not actually allowed to leave Bruce alone because he will continuously ask about where he is until he sees him again. He's got Damian on his lap, cuddling him closely because he needs to be touching his baby, while the rest of the kids rotate into the room every so often, so Bruce doesn't get sound and start mumbling how he believes he's a horrible person and doesn't deserve any of them
When the spell wears off, Bruce locks himself in his room out of embarrassment for an entire day afterward. He won't take back anything of what he said, but he's so embarrassed that he had no control over his words and actions
Even when he comes out, his blush is still noticeable, and he gets all grumpy and grumbly when they start to tease him, but he's happy everyone knows how much he cares about them
The batkids doing that thing where they start to panic when they don't see Bruce in one of his designated spots in the manor. They check his bedroom, his office, the living room, and the batcave and realize they have no idea where he is. You can just hear the escalation in their voices when it goes from "B!" To "Bruce!" To "Dad!"
Contexts in which Bruce curses :
- "Fuck…" Muttered in front of the Batcomputer at 3 a.m.
- "Oh, fuck." Said quietly at the Watchtower monitor after seeing Clark tank something he absolutely should not have tanked.
- "For fuck’s sake." Every time one of the Batkids does something deeply unnecessary.
- "Come the fuck on." After finding out Joker somehow escaped again.
- "Absolutely the fuck not." Directed at any plan involving magic.
- "Fuck me." Whispered after hearing the words "Dad/B/Bruce/Old man/Father, don’t get mad."
- "Are you out of your goddamn mind ?" Usually aimed at Jason.
- "Oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me." Upon realizing Ra's is behind some intricate plan he's been investigating for a while.
- "Dammit." The first one when he starts to really losing patience.
- "Clark." Said in the exact same tone as a curse word whenever Superman starts smiling knowingly at him.
- (bonus) "Ah, fuck--" muffled because Clark just pinned him down and hit exactly the right spot.
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Monthly comic is here! (Ignore that I didn't post one for the last two months (I've been going through something))
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Now he understands.
I have a headcanon that Damian prefers his siblings' partners to his siblings themselves.
tim has realized the best approach is to not make a big deal out of it like dick does
Red Hood: "I think this plan is stupid."
Superman, knowing that Jason is just fucking with him at this point: "..."
Superman, finally losing his patience: "Let me tell you something, Red Hood."
Red Hood: "What."
Superman: "You may be playing chess, but I'm fucking your mom."
The Justice League: 😦
Batman: 🤦🏻♂️
Red Hood: "WHAT?!"
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