Whatever Seems Right

💕Be true to you, love ya! ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[sariplix]

Warm and cosy cuddle time!!🌙🍀⭐️

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[funny-tik-toks]

[allusivex5]

@m1kayu I don’t think you understand how terrifying it is to be chased by a turkey..must less a pack of them

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[spicy-apple-pie]

Shout to Damian for not crashing out more when Talia moved him from a good damn palace to fucking GOTHAM NEW JERSY.

[inksilvery]

Steph portrait in your timeline

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The first one was already funny but the second made me crack up :D

[startledoctopus]

LOL

[augustdementhe]

HAAAAA!

[hidefdoritos]

[Video description:

Tiktok user thehypegoblin faces the camera wearing a dark elf cleric cosplay. A robotic voice reads the text on the screen: "If your tits had a headphone jack what would they play?" She shoves an aux cord into her cleavage. From under the corset comes the audio "Suffocation! No breathing!" from Last Resort. She shrugs, nods, and makes a yep, that seems right face.

Cut to user casespotleson facing the camera looking inquisitive. He shoves an aux cord under his shirt collar. From under the shirt comes the audio "But you didn't have to cut me off" from Somebody That I Used to Know. He retorts, "Yes I did. Stop whining."

End vid description.]

[optimysticals]

Oh the cackle I just let out.

[allusivex5]

FANFIC IDEA!!! Avatar Batfam crossover idea!

Bruce is sent to Pandora as muscle or whatever idk. He gets a Na’vi avatar, the whole shabang. Eventually breaks away from the control of the military. Maybe Alfred comes along with Bruce too idk. (Maybe he gets an avatar too?).

But the acts of the team of scientists or the military cause a Na’vi child to be orphaned. Maybe DiVk was a member of the Winder traders.

This Na’vi child is DiVk. Bruce takes him in as his own.

Later Bruce finds Jason whose father was killed by a rival clan and his mother was poisoned because of the pollution of the sky people/humans.

Not sure how Bruce should take in Tim.

At some point Bruce meets Talia who is a (maybe) part of the Ash people, so Damian is born, she fears what will happen to Damian so she later gives him to Bruce.

Cass I think would be a child of two rival clans or the product between a human and a Na’vi.

Duke would be from the clan that resides in the Valley of Origins or being like Kiri with Eywa powers.

Steph would be a forest Na’vi.

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[willisiam-woodiam]

@theshitpostcalligrapher can you do satan’s asshole tasting like mint pls

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh my god this is one of the ANCIENT texts, i remember first seeing post like ten years ago

ink: diamine firestorm

[whitephoenix81]

Jason Todd adopts a Flerken (think Goose the cat from Marvel)

Jason names the cat, Jane, after his favorite author.

Jane, despite everything that Jason says or does, joins Jason on his patrols.

The Bat family are against this at first, especially Damian. That is until Red Hood and his trusty sidekick, Jane the cat, get ambushed by Joker and his men.

The rest of the bat family hears a quiet choked, "No. No, not him." From Jason, before getting both his location from Oracle, and who Jason was talking about.

"Joker."

And with that, the entire family, Alfred and his shotgun included, all converged on Red Hood's location in less than four minutes.

Only...there was no Joker. When they got there, fully expecting a fight, or at the very least to come upon the aftermath of a fight, but no. Other than some misplaced weapons and equipment, the only ones in the deserted alley were Red Hood and his cat.

Slowly approaching Jason where he sat on the damp and dirty alley floor playing with Jane the cat, talking to her in a little baby voice. When they were about five feet away, they all stopped in their tracks. As what Jason was saying slowing registered.

Red Hood: Who's my widdle monster eater? 😍

Jane: Meow😺

Hood: Yes, you are. 🥰

Batman: Jason...

Hood: ...hmm?

Batman: Where's Joker?

Hood: Joker's gone.

Everyone looks at him strangely, because he says this much too calmly, and way too happy.

Nightwing: Oracle, what happened?

Oracle: *on comms* ummmmm...

Hood: 🎶ding dong, the bastard's de@d!🎵

Nightwing: *to Oracle* I think Joker did something to Hood to make him snap.

Oracle: no, he didn't do anything.

Batman: What do you mean? What happened?

Oracle: Joker's dead.

Everyone:

Hood: 🎶Passed away. He has passed.🎵

Red Robin: Oracle?

Oracle: Jane the cat, yeah I don't think she's a cat.

Robin: *looking up from giving Jane a scratch on the head* What do you mean?

Oracle: um...Jane, uh, she kinda,

Batman: what Oracle? Spit it out.

Oracle: Jane ate Joker and his men.

Everyone:

Hood: 🎶I've got 99 problems, but Joker ain't one!🎵

[allusivex5]

Me: hello subconscious what kind of dreams do you have for me tonight

Subconscious: A BUNCH OF DREAMS THAT ARE LIKE REAL LIFE SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IS REAL OR NOT

[allusivex5]

Me: *doing something I probably shouldn’t knowing I will be regretting this later*

Me: *does the thing*

Me: that was the worst idea I’ve ever come up with

Me: *remembers that time when I was five that I put ice cream on bread and my babysitter made me eat it, hour later after the ice cream had melted and made it a soggy milky sandwich*

Me: never mind

@m1kayu

[allusivex5]

Me: *me a 19 yr old walks up to my granma*

Me: kiss my boo boo

*Granma kisses boo boo*

*Walks up to Granpa*

Me: kiss my boo boo

Granpa: *gives me an are you kidding me look*

Me: kiss my boo boo

Granpa: and you’re seven right?

I’d probably still do this as a 25 year old sooooooooo

[allusivex5]

Things impossible to do in the dark:

Trying to figure out what color the crayon two inches from my face is

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH END OF THE BLANKET IS THE LONG WAY AND WAY IS THE SHORT WAY

[angel-of-the-redacted]

Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

[m1kayu]

@skyerie @allusivex5 @anadorablekiwi @silvercaptain24

[allusivex5]

The first chapter of “Tis Iron, Not Gold” is almost finished, just some editing happening and then it’s all good to post. Second chapter I’m starting to work on as well.