💪 💦
ilya version

tannertan36
tumblr dot com
cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
Game of Thrones Daily

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Claire Keane

PR's Tumblrdome
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
dirt enthusiast

Origami Around

oozey mess

titsay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

JBB: An Artblog!
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Discoholic 🪩
No title available

pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Spain

seen from China

seen from Paraguay

seen from United States
seen from India

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
@allygatoor
💪 💦
ilya version
Wylan Van Eck Headcanons
(Because this boy takes up 90% of my brain right now)
Has a high pain tolerance. I will not elaborate because it'll make me sad.
Hides it whenever he's hurt or sick, which freaks Jesper out. Wylan now tries to be more open about it.
Extremely independent. Genuinely forgets he can ask for help sometimes.
Prefers tea, but will drink coffee as long as it has enough sugar and milk to kill a horse
Has an incredible singing voice but is way too embarrassed to sing in front of anyone.
Gets cold easily
DESPISES the heat
Sometimes struggles with processing words in a conversation. When the other person repeats themselves he'll interrupt halfway through with a reply.
Perfect pitch
Has an entire music note-coded periodic table. His friends have no clue how to read it.
Does not not like kids, just doesn't know how to act with them
Constantly humming or tapping some kind of beat because it's comforting
Ambidextrous because one of his tutors was convinced that the issue was his left hand.
Can sew
Gained a little weight after CK due to finally being fed proper meals. No longer has twig-limbs.
Got really good at finding solutions to headaches/ stomachaches/ minor wounds/ect because he couldn't ask his father for help.
Touch-starved. Jesper fixes this pretty quickly
A bit of a lightweight.
He's either snarky and confident while drunk or very emotional. There is no in between.
Lethal puppy dog eyes. Kaz 100% uses this to the crows' advantage on jobs.
Constantly doodling
Speaks schoolroom Fjerdan, Zemini, and Ravkan. Loves learning languages and is trying to become fluent in Zemini for Jesper.
Takes things apart in his free time to learn how they work
Fear of abandonment but hates admitting it
He and Jesper immediately remodel the Van Eck mansion. Knocking down walls, painting, everything. Now it's incredibly colorful and looks nothing like his childhood home.
Can identify each of the crows by just their footsteps.
NEEDS routines to function, but also enjoys a bit of spontaneity. Like he'll happily go with Jesper to randomly visit Kaz as long as it's not interrupting his nightly routine.
Hates being treated like a baby, will snap if any of the crows are being overbearing. Then he'll do something impulsive and dangerous but also kinda cool just to prove he can handle himself
Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!
Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-
You don’t know me
seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of. I never for a second doubted the existence of a russian mafia movie set in italy with massive numbers of bizarrely named characters and no cohesive understanding of the movie’s themes or plot until I saw a post saying to tag it as unreality. this is tumblr. this happens daily. not one thought crossed my mind except “ha, looks like a few of my mutuals have a new hyperfixation.” this is what tumblr has done to me. you could tell me there’s a new tv show about dolphins with french accents living as royalty in victorian england while secretly starting a cult to renew the worship of the greek gods and the shipping discourse is intense and I would simply think “sounds legit” and keep scrolling
This idiot hasn’t seen The Dolphin Court
Thank you divorce for all you've done for music
sister post to this
John Locke spoke of this
Reread The Dark Artifices to get ready for The Last King of Faerie and somehow ended up with fresh emotional damage and a new piece of fanart. The Blackthorns remain undefeated. ✨🖤* also on a personal note I recently got hired for my first full time teaching position! If you would like to help a nerdy broke teacher out here is me shamelessly plugging that my Amazon wishlist is in my bio- k thanks 😘
hollanov doodles
Who would win?
🐎
🦀
voter fraud, GO!
🐎
🐎
Notes:
Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing
Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both
Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second
A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed
What the fuck does the back end of this website look like
Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes
i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days
there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god
Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them
yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.
character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.