Local Forest Creature

Almond • 27 • They/He/Deer • Dyslexic AuDHD Deer • Queer Mystery Box • I'm a man the same way a horse is a chair • Bug Lover Extraordinaire • Art, Horror, & Science Enthusiast • I love me some silly evil little guys ♡

[boringkate]

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[jvyhoney]

how do i get close to you

You can’t

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

[userfish]

[thatlavendergremlin]

Galaxies are yurinating...

[spotforme]

don't say it like that

[pukicho]

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

[pukicho]

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[redstonedust]

i've been known to have a thought

[redstonedust]

hey.

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[memewhore]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

[gluecookie]

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

[amberluvsbugs]

Various silly prototype doodles.

[cerealsnail]

tumblr is my ideal social media cause I don't have anything to say I'd rather just show you stuff. like yeah I can talk if I want but I'd rather you look at this a picture of a cool bug or ford pines in a semi-opaque silk nightgown

[mother-of-platypus]

You can't say all that and not share us Ford Pines in semi-opaque silk nightgown

[cerealsnail]

bill I know it's you man

[bernicedoodles]

Not the baked bean build 😭🙏

Audio: igotcuteankles

[blahbeau]

the spider in the corner of my room

[redstuffs-ig]

Quick tip for Star Wars modern au writers! If you're not sure how to use him in your story, write Grievous as Dooku's weird pet gecko for which Obi-Wan holds an immeasurable amount of contempt. Anakin just thought he'd be bigger.

[vezdeshashiy]

i rly like the characterization of greev in the new hyperspace stories comic because it's finally very visible how performative is his "mwahahaha im so edgy and evil" persona

it's so obvious how much hes in denial and how much he HATES himself actually because he hates weakness. And more importantly he hates HIS weakness.

i know he's mentally not even there anymore, he just doesn't want to admit that hes basically already dead. that hes in fact weak. that he failed.

seriously this is deadass the most relatable character in all fiction to me. i know where it all comes from. believe me or not i KNOW where it all comes from, and it all came from the huk war. I'm a bit busy and sleepy to write a huge ass thinkpiece on how he's still pissed about that whole ordeal but trust me bro. hes so fucking realistically written and knowing his lore it becomes obvious.

for those who dont know him, he's just a villain doing and saying villainous things, but for those who know his backstory, it's a whole damn holy grail for analysis.