Haikyuu Boys As Types Of Employees At Femboy Hooters
**I have no excuse for this.**
-Yaku: The angriest manager u will ever meet. Is the one that comes out if a customer is being difficult and just roasts them. No one is sure how he hasn’t been fired bc someone called him pretty and he told them to fuck off? You can hear him screaming at Lev to wash dishes with actual SOAP and not just water all the way from the dining area. His constant yelling is basically background music for the employees at this point.
-Yamaguchi: A manager in training under Yaku but he can’t stand up to customers so they won’t promote him to full manager. He’s the type of manager who just apologizes and gives ppl free appetizers. He just wants the conflict to be over please just say ur satisfied with ur free jalapeno poppers and let him go back into the kitchen he’s so NERVOUS.
-Ushijima: A manager based solely on the fact that customers will not mess with him. They sent him out to deal with a customer who said their food was cold and he came back with a $100 tip they gave him. What happened? According to him nothing. He just walked up to their table and his energy was so terrifyingly cold and silent that they just asked him to pay their bill, stuffed the hundy in his tanktop cleavage and booked it outta there. He appreciated the tip.
-Suga: The mom manger that everyone LOVES. When he walks in to clock in everyone cheers bc they know its gonna be ok. He buys his openers coffee before doors open and brings treats for meetings bc he understands that minimum wage struggle. He started out as a host and within a month was promoted bc ppl just started to seek him out for advice on how to do things. He’s the best at handling angry customers bc he is able to calm them down while not allowing them to talk shit abt his employees.
-Kuroo: The Cool Manager that lets the youngins work even if he knows they came in 15 minutes late or are high af. He legit doesnt care as long as you do your job relatively well. Jokes around with everyone and can fill in for every position in the restaurant so u never know where you will see him, the office? the kitchen? bringing out orders? who knows. He lets the servers and cooks make whatever they want to eat for lunch breaks or to take home after a closing shift.
-Hinata: An ANGEL of a server, the kind that you want to talk to forever bc hes just so friendly but in a rlly natural and sweet way. Does he remember ur order perfectly, absolutely not. But! He is so happy and clearly is trying so you cant be too mad at him! Will fix it if u tell him, he wants you to have a good time!!
-Bokuto: His ass is the only thing keeping him employed. He is TERRIBLE at remembering orders, one time he forgot to write the orders down at all and just showed up to the cook window and went “uhhhh pretty sure one of them wanted a quesadilla and smth spicy” and the cooks just looked at him with so much rage. CANNOT handle angry customers if someone tells him he messed up an order he goes out the back door and just lays facedown on the sidewalk. No one can find him and its a mess bc now they are short staffed during the lunch rush.
-Oikawa: Femboy hooters #1 Server! He wanted to be a host at first bc he thought that was the face of the company but then he realized he gets more personal interaction time as a server and switched over. He’s the kind of server that says shit like “and what would you like to order, gorgeous?” and “sure angel I’ll have that right out for ya” and he KNOWS what he’s doing but he is securing that bag so you gotta respect it. He has so many people who come in JUST to see him that his section is always slightly larger than the other servers. He remembers orders SO WELL and can time getting food out fresh bc he memorized the cooking times of all the food items based on the item and which cook is making it. Baby boy is highkey smart and kills it.
-Terushima: Was hired as a host but had too much energy and kept going into the back to help the servers bring stuff out. He was the only edgy boy they had and people LOVED him so the managers moved him over to server. The quickest service you will ever experience bc he speed walks everywhere bc ENERGY and EXCITEMENT. He doesnt like being bored so if work is the only source of entertainment hes gonna give it his all. He recommends the BEST drinks bc during his break hes just mixing random sodas and flavorings together. His most popular creation is called “Goth Sprite.”
-Kenma: Has the memory to be a server but didn’t like that he had to lift things and get tired so he would hide in the meat freezer and play his switch. The kitchen workers just let him and sometimes he would spend his whole shift back there, listening to Yaku going on a feral manhunt to find him. He’s too pretty to fire tho, deadass has ppl coming in just to be seated by him.
-Akaashi: Femboy hooters #1 host, he’s smart, he’s quiet, he’s fucking STUNNING, and he actually answers the phone when it rings (looking @ you KENMA). He multitasks like no other and will be on the phone taking reservations while also signaling to Kenma to seat the party of 5 in Bokuto’s section near a window, while ALSO picking up the booster seat from under the desk bc they brought a child for some reason? He isnt ruffled by anything after the time his dad showed up during his shift and he had to just…handle that somehow.
-Semi: Doesnt have the patience to deal with people complaining about orders so he outright refused to be a server. He does well at the organization and multitasking part but will tell customers to “grow up and go to Applebees” if they whine about waiting time. He is the WORST host to have working during dinner rush bc he gets irritated by the noise and crowds and gets snappy. Keeps the seating scheduling system and the cleaning schedule sheets in perfect order tho.
DISHWASHERS (aka didnt make the cut to be servers oof)
-Lev: He broke too many plates and spilled too many drinks for the managers to keep him as a server. Its not his fault he doesnt pay attention to his surroundings! Hes a pretty good dishwasher except he BLASTS the dishes with water and then argues that they are clean. Yaku has 2 physically WATCH him put soap in his sink or else all the plates come out fainting smelling of bbq sauce. He works quickly and can reach everything tho so thats a plus.
-Goshiki: Was too hungry to reach the managerial position and would have a breakdown every time he got a customer a large sprite instead of a medium bc thats gonna cosT HIM THE JOB NOW HE’LL NEVER BE A MANAGER LIKE USHIJIMA. It freaked the other servers out so much that they put him on dish duty to cool off (He does a good job back there tho and he’s gonna get promoted to assistant manager soon ;) shh).
-Kunimi: He would come to work so fucking BLAZED that he couldnt remember ppls orders. He’d be like “6 inch pepperoni ‘za? No doubt I gotcha” and show up 30 minutes later with a 30 piece spicy buffalo wings platter and a strawberry smoothie. Just laughs when you say its not what you ordered and says “hey thats life man, shits a bummer” and leaves to go smoke in the breakroom. After too many complaints they threw him in the back to stock the bread bc thats abt as much brainpower as he can use at one time.
-Iwaizumi: This is his side hustle and he REFUSED to wear the booty shorts so they put him in the kitchen with the condition that he be in all their promo videos bc hes too good looking to waste in the back. He is the best cook they have and can be heard regularly fighting with Oikawa about when a certain order will be out. He doesnt exactly have the A team back there so he does most of the work and just makes Kunimi like…shred cheese or chop onions sometimes.
-Aone: Was hired to help Iwaizumi not go insane and also for when he was on his day off and they needed someone who could lift heavy things. Hes very quiet and very efficient so the servers ADORE him once they get past the fact that if they ask how an order is coming along he just points intensely at wherever the food is cooking and not say a word. Makes the best burgers you will ever taste tho (its the love he puts into it)
