alpha :3

she/they | genderfluid, ace, queer | multifandom jumble of everything im interested in rn and like a metric ton of memes and esoterica

[buglikethecomputer]

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

[punkitt-is-here]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[dizzy-critter]

eefo.... noooooo.......

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[moomeecore]

mane 6 in outfits!!

[comfort-care]

[wyldstallyn]

[slowspinningredemption]

[pastacrylic]

Don't vent to Pinkie Pie

[lerkmaw]

bet she had a great Valentine’s Day

[cdigoddess]

[luce-er]

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

[ni3tt]

sooo i started watching spop recently

I LOVE LOVE LOVE ENTRAPTA SHE'S MY COMFORT CHARACTER 💖💖💖 she also reminds me of ink a lot so they're here too ^_^

[guooey]

He gets up like nothing happened . he doesn't even care

[minihood31770]

You can pinpoint the exact moment he turns to liquid

[crttvv]

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

🐎

🦀

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

🐎

🐎

Remaining time: 17040 days 7 hours

[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[candiedbugs]

adding the important things to the kitchen whiteboard

[punkitt-is-here]

starlight glimmer the intern

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[n7punk]

if you have a tumblr tab open rn and dont like change, don't close it lmao

[alphacerium]

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO MY HELLSITE