Alpha Gangster

Stop, get some help

[alphagangster]

Bro I was just trying to read this book for school and instead of actually reading the book, I focused on the feeling of my eyes moving from side to side.

Fucking kill me because tomorrow is the last day to turn in homework and I’m concentrating on the stupidest things.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[jeffthehistorian]

Voot

[und3ad-ange1]

I can’t not reblog this

[friskdaferret]

You know what I love?

silent rebellions.

I mean don’t get me wrong the loud ones are great too but there is something so poetic about the quiet ones.

Like when a kid hides a pride flag in their room or paints their stuff the colors because they know if its not rainbow their parents won’t know what it means.

or when someone hides a binder in their backpack to change into and out of at school, “plus school takes up most of the time I can bind anyway”

The kids that are never deadnamed at school but in front of their family their classmates will never betray them.

The kids that have secret blogs

the kids that have secret lives

because you simply cant live in a world without some of you in it.

Kids that all flock to the one with supportive parents

the kids that sneak out to pride festivals with their friends

the kids that are secretly themselves

the kids that are secretly heroes

and those secret silent rebellions

are fantastic.

So please

Please

keep it up.

The world is so much better with you in it.

[thespacegeranium]

thank you to everyone who supports this blog - you are my private rebellion.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[if-i-onlyhadabrain]

REBLOG

😭 Thank you.

[dandelionkicker]

Wow. Thanks

[its-allgoodbabybaby]

I’m a crisis counselor with this service. It is for real and we do care.

Please know we want to help and you are NOT alone.

Feel free to DM me here too anonymous or not.

[magpie-69]

And for the UK….

[thornsnthistles-deactivated2024]

❤ Please share ☝️

[instructor144]

Always a reblog.

[painfullysensible]

In Canada the main text line is 45645, and more number and hotlines, such as province specific lines or the Kids Help phone are available here: https://www.crisisservicescanada.ca/en/text-us/

[nix-rising]

imma just send a link to this post to myself so i dont lose it

cause i will lose it

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[magnetic-maverick]

[your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva]

HELL YEAH

[fiveteeth-deactivated20240408]

YOU KNOW IT🖤💜🤍

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[nimurea]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS UNFOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY I SWEAR TO GOD

[alphagangster]

I mean... Isn’t everyone at least a little gay?

[alphagangster]

Characters: *Both mutually hate each other and would kill each other if given the chance*

Fandom: SHIP IT

[alphagangster]

After having to listen to my extended family sing happy birthday for my sister over zoom, I have gained a new appreciation for online choir teachers.

[alphagangster]

Kaminari: Puddles are just natural mirrors.

Hagakure, looking into a puddle: Yeah, that's right. If I look hard enough, I can see, nothing.

[alphagangster]

Imagine this, your reading something for science out loud because your too fucking tired to focus on anything else. Your parents are sitting in the same room as you. The word for organism is coming up frequently. Every single fucking time the word comes up you almost say orgasm instead of organism, EVERY SINGLE TIME. 

[alphagangster]

I even typed in girlfriend and it chose Kirishima. Knew they were meant to be all along.

[alphagangster]

I went to a stupid ass private school last year and they didn’t allow ripped jeans. Bruh, why? Do people really look at knees and go, “Damn, look at those sexy, sexy kneecaps"

[alphagangster]

This paragraph was a waste of time and space. If you had not read this and I had not typed this you and I could’ve done something more productive than reading this mindlessly and carelessly as if you did not have anything else to do in life. Life is precious because it is short and you are being so careless that you do not realize it until now since this void paragraph mentions that you are doing something so mindless, so stupid, so careless that you realize that you are not using your time wisely. You could’ve been playing with your dog, or eating your cat, but no. You want to read this barren paragraph and expect something marvelous and terrific at the end. But since you still do not realize that you are wasting precious time, you still continue to read the null paragraph. If you had not noticed, you have wasted an estimated time of 30 seconds. Imagine what you could’ve done with those 30 seconds besides reading this non-productive paragraph. Imagine the things you could’ve accomplished. Imagine the possibilities.

[alphagangster]

When the teacher asks you what the funnest thing you did over break was and you reply “Late work”