time for a rebrand

she/her, late 20s 🏳️‍🌈. big on anti-colonialism and land back and freeing Palestine and Congo and Sudan and protecting trans kids and liberation for all oppressed people and and and and

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[koiagain]

parents will raise u 2 B ashamed of your Everything & then you turn 13 and they're like ? Go make some friends What's wrong with you ewwww ew ewwww

[teaboot]

Took my backup ADHD meds that make time slow way the fuck down but now I'm trapped in a really boring shift at work so it feels like I'm in that eternity hell space prison from Superman

[teaboot]

I just spent 40 minutes watching the second hand tick forwards 30 seconds. How does anyone live like this

[ticklefighthockey]

canonically speaking I don’t think show!shane gives any indication that he’d be into really intense or degrading kinks. I think that man would be happy to have mind-meltingly hot mostly vanilla sex with his sexy russian hockey superstar boyfriend for the rest of his life… and honestly I think commitment is his biggest kink lmao that man can come just from looking at his own wedding ring while ilya’s inside him. like yeah he bagged that. he locked that tf down. THAT SAID if we want to play in the beautiful mind palace of shane being really into CNC/rough sex/intense BDSM I think that’s where you start getting into the sticky territory of ilya not knowing his own limits because it doesn’t occur to him that he could have limits. I think for shane playing with really intense kinks would be sexy and fun because he feels so secure with ilya! like of course ilya can slap him around or pretend to force him or make him crawl and beg because shane knows they’re just playing. ilya loves him and takes such good care of him. you get to do the intense thing and it feels all shivery & taboo & pushes you to your limits in a way shane ‘push me to my limits’ hollander would enjoy. and then you get to stop doing it and cuddle afterwards and get up to grill hamburgers out on the deck for dinner. but I think for ilya… I imagine it would be extremely difficult for him to step casually in and out of that role. extremely difficult for him to put on a mask that feels like his dad or alexei and then to act in ways that align with the darkest, ugliest, most secret fears he has about himself: that he too is capable of brutality and cold indifference to his partner’s suffering (even if that suffering is ostensibly consented to). that he can get off on hurting somebody or treating them like nothing. idk I think they could for sure play with all of that!! but they might discover too late that they are really playing with fire re: ilya’s unresolved family baggage and his inability to say no because he doesn’t know where his own ‘no’ is. if you asked him he would say he doesn’t have one. what does shane want? ilya will give it to him. and he’ll work out how it makes him feel—oh, never, probably. surely you can just put off that reckoning forever.

[konoko]

[guooey]

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

[most-sane-classicist]

He knows what's up

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[redstonedust]

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

[negativesanchez]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[blackjame]

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

[toastbutteregg]

[corrodedparadox]

You can draw whatever you want forever

Prints

[shadeslayer]

its so fucked that not only did they erase our languages and beat and kill our people for using them but they stole the words of important tribes and important people and used them for the military and for trees and for food and for summer camps. average native american name is seen by non ntvs as a joke or something to use or consume, not a human being

[shadeslayer]

i like that ppl r thinking abt town names and things thats very good to be aware of but just to be clear this is actually specifically about other things actually, the things everyone but those looking up their nation forget about

sequoyah was the man who created the tsalagi syllabary before it was ever a tree

if i try to look for apparel or crafts to show off my chickasaw pride, i get results for chickasaw plums which is just a specific species of plum before i get results about human beings

others have mentioned if they google their nations name they get boot companies before their nations website!

theres a tweet that still haunts me that was about a Quirky Quasi American Restaurant in europe or somewhere that was being funny by being cowboy themed and their steaks were named after native american nations. even outside the usa we are nothing but literal dead meat for others consumption

"blackhawk" "apache" - fuck theres a whole wikipedia page for the way weve had our names used for weapons used to colonize and kill us and others!

yes talk about town and location names but you need to look farther than that. it gets so much worse, i promise