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Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

astralynx

I hope the person who wrote this tag knows this was the first thing I saw this morning when I woke up and I actually almost started crying

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Mother's Day can be a painful reminder, so here's a salute to all the kids and adult children who grew up with absent mothers, angry mothers, negligent mothers, abusive mothers, overly-critical mothers, codependent mothers, overwhelmed and struggling mothers, mothers who ignored your cries for help, mothers who sacrificed your happiness to placate others, mothers who tried to do better but failed, and mothers who didn't try quite hard enough.

And to every child and adult who has a complicated relationship with their mother or caretaker--it's okay to feel conflicted. It's okay to feel hurt and love and resentment and pain and sympathy and longing and guilt bundled up into one big tangled ball. It's okay to struggle to reconcile the bad memories with the good ones that simultaneously exist. It's okay to be angry about the ways your parent failed you, and also aware of their personal struggles, and the way their parents in turn failed them. It's okay to recognize that you were loved but also that you were treated unfairly, unkindly. Contradictions are the natural state of the world. Multiple truths coexist. It's okay to be conflicted.

Parents are humans. Human relationships are complicated, and cannot be summarized by a greeting card. Wherever you are coming from, I hope your future holds healing and love, love, love.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Oh, and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who had to raise or reparent themself. You should never have been put in that position, but I'm proud as hell of you for surviving. You deserve a bouquet of flowers and a box of sweets and to be celebrated and have your struggles acknowledged.

doubleca5t

Japanese horses whose names would be the funniest if they were turned into Umamusume I'll start

doubleca5t

pureiceblue

doubleca5t

Can't believe I forgot about Suave Richard when making this post the first time

wickedsick

Which Geometric Transformation is the Hottest?

Rotation

Translation

Uniform Scaling

Non-Uniform Scaling

Reflection

Shearing

Voting ended onMar 10

bumpscosity

disteal

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

disteal

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

#february only sucked because i was recovering from surgery

maxxie-or-smth

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

electronicpuppykryptonite

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

russsiawave

postilionstruckbylightning

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"happy valentines" so you support driving the snakes out of ireland? unbelievable

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

wait that's st patrick. hold on gimme a minute to research a reason why st valentine is also problematic

parkchanwoohoo

eeveestho

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

human-pet-girl

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

shuffled-bunny

calamity-pantheon

rebloging to fuck up someones phone

circusgoth-dotcom

guys who's ready for perfectly even february in a week

felixxmarie

Stardew valley ass month

only-cat-memes

toskarin

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

toskarin

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

toskarin

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

weepingchoir

teaboot

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

teaboot

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif