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[mastomysowner]

A RARE FABERGÉ JEWELLED CITRINE MODEL OF A MOUSE, ST PETERSBURG, CIRCA 1900

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Transparent!

[egberts]

just in case you didn't click through, this is an appox. $80,000 mouse

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

I fucking love Mulan-type stories does anyone have any recommendations?

[sylvanmigdal]

Mulan-type stories, you say?

As a matter of fact, I know of a very fun one from the Nart Sagas of the Caucasus region — the tale of Alimbeg’s Daughter, which I adapted into a comic a few years ago.

You can read this and other Nart Saga adaptations on my site (adults only, please!):

The Narts: November 18, 2017

[museummovies]

You wish! 

[0815th]

happy 10 year anniversary to this official night at the museum account post

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[lliveonthesunn]

you are one of the "son boy allowed" lesbian moms?? your deco is very regularly referenced among my friends and I!! you are a celebrity!! I hope you know how much dialogue you have changed for queers young and old on the internet, particularly x and tumblr. thank you for your service 🫡

fun story: my mom is actually the one who made the sign. she was in town for our baby shower and we were laughing about the "no boys allowed" sign and she was like "wait, hold on," switched the letters around, and voila! son boy allowed.

she used to work at a university library. her job was mostly helping students learn how to access and utilize the online resources held by the library. she was helping a student get into their account once and needed to know their password. when the student told her the pw was "son boy allowed" my mom, who is not hip to queer meme culture, said, "oh! do you know my daughter?"

and that's how she learned her silly joke was legendarily famous in certain online circles.

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[halzra]

I found a program someone uploaded to GitHub that finds open room codes. The FAQ is killing me

[damian-vanbrussel]

bookstore cat

[apolladay]

Sexiest math operation?

+

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×

÷

Voting ended onMar 2

[rogueinkglitch]

[pinche-aquarius]

Keep up the great work, lads

[mayax81]

[snakebites-and-ink]

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

[kiefbowl]

I know this probably sounds snobbish or w/e but literally if you're a woman you gotta make sure you're living your life. don't just be on here. don't let your life dry up. you aren't doing anybody any favors you are allowed to be happy like please set time out of your day for fun and silliness and cultivate some of that joie de virve or you'll perish and for what. like who wins. men. fuck em. gotta live.

[irl-loading-screens]

[c-53]

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

[warbeneaththerain]

happy lunar new year ramadan mubarak mardi gras pancake day

[datura-inoxia]

Feliz carnaval perras

[beeftony]

Cosmic Princess Kaguya dares to imagine a world where the metaverse happened but for lesbian VTubers instead of incels

[lea-knows-the-devil]

teach your friends this NEW secret handshake! it goes like this:

touching tips

scissoring

foxgirls kissing

[andmaybegayer]

I think so much about the food people ate pre-Columbian exchange. Huge parts of cuisine extremely important on both sides of the pond just didn't exist.

You've probably heard a little about what was brought over from the New World, corn, potatoes, cocoa, cassava, peanuts, chili peppers, avocadoes, cranberries, pumpkins, and the like. Imagine cooking without chili! Without potatoes! Modern Indian cuisine contains enormous amounts of potatoes and we just didn't have those for the vast majority of history. The best of the nightshades all on one contiguous hunk of land. Hell, tomatoes! Almost forgot about those.

But we don't often look at what the Old World had. Wheat! Barley! Rice! A profusion of incredible grains, really, the finest poaceae has to offer. Carrots! Tons of rosaceous plants like apples and cherries and pears and peaches and apricots! Grapes! Soy and Bamboo! Okra and watermelon! All these things were simply never found in the Americas. The grains one is the wildest for me, the variety of grains available across Eurasia and Africa was truly astounding.

You know what binds together the food of all cultures across the world? Onions. Onions are fucking everywhere. There's probably onions growing near you right now. Allium Gang Unite.

[supreme-leader-stoat]