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Cress//They/He//28//Fandom trash//Cosplayer// Mostly anime, video games, and whatever strange post or song happened to make me smile//Married to @Kingspadille ❤️

[theconcealedweapon]

[alunarkitsune]

It’s wild coming back to tumblr after a few years hiatus cause it’s just like-

[theconcealedweapon]

They don't want a scientist who makes educated guesses. They want someone who sounds authoritative to confirm the assumptions that they already have.

[mancydrew]

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

[puncromancer]

explain

[mancydrew]

:)

[puncromancer]

[transpichu-remade-deactivated20]

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[enderlordisadumbusername]

"one of my moms"

*points finger*

child of lesbiabs

[teaboot]

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

[ballsalsda-deactivated20260516]

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

[teaboot]

Turbo divorce

[nor-ahoy]

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

[teaboot]

It's when you end up with six parents

[teaboot]

I feel like we drifted from the original post a little so I'd like to reiterate that I am gonna tell my kids I'm a werewolf

[ladyshinga]

[anexperimentallife]

[misqnon]

for some of my mutuals this is the only type of direct interaction we've ever had in like. 8+ years of following each other

[alunarkitsune]

Finally back after an accidental multi-year hiatus woohoo. Had to delete the app cause I had no space on my phone and now I have 256 GB and a need for chaos

[molluscarab]

I love finding fringe flame wars that I have no reason to know about

[inkmaze]

I love this one seal I saw. so shaped

[yms1]

2024 be nice

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Astrophotographer, in Idaho, captures falling meteor fireball.

[insufficiently-advanced]

i beg your FUCKING pardon

[dduane]

WHOA. :)

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[witchling-guidence]

I could really use a miracle. So why not

[acewithdnd]

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

[tiktoks-repost]

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

Mission Accomplished, We Got Him.

[michaelnothing]

"IDONTIDONTGITIT!"

[kruskal-wallis-deactivated20240]

Had to share these comments

[psychoticallytrans]

Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.

I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There’s not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.

I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn’t really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it’s just not sturdy enough.

Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.

I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it’s a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.

Admittedly, they’re not cheap. That one’s 66$. But I’ve tried even custom binders, and they don’t work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it’s a sports bra!

I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.

Happy binding!

[psychoticallytrans]

I’d also like to note that you can ask for this even if you’re closeted and scared without raising a flag. Just say you want to take up running, or if you’re already sporty, that it’ll help with that. It’s technically not a lie- it’s a great sports bra.

[littledeconstruction-deactivate]

enell is FANTASTIC. they are not for the small-chested; iirc they start at (US) size C and go up up up from there. for those who aren’t sure of their size, you can measure & ask; if you don’t fit into their size, you can have a custom made for a reasonable amount more — i think it was under $10.

the entire CUSTOM BRA will be around $80, which yes is a damn lot of cash, but it’s also a damn lot cheaper than surgery and extremely comfortable and compressive.

source: i bought one for running about two years ago. it’s stretched out a wee bit but is not deteriorated or anything, it is still one badass fucker

[psychoticallytrans]

Everyone sayng they don’t carry your size, including @creativepup​ @tokeepstuff @hollowsbest @jellyfishdirigible- please look at the previous reblog. It’s a bit more expensive than that- 15$ for the custom and one adjustment, and 7.50 for each adjustment after the first one, but I assure you they can make you one that fits.

[aurumacadicus]

Don’t….. fuckin power wash your roof. Don’t let anyone power wash your roof.

[randomingoftherandomness]

Friend, from the tone of your words, I feel like you’ve just learnt a hard lesson here…

[aurumacadicus]

Fortunately no, it was an easy lesson I learned when I was seven when my dad was power washing the driveway and I asked if he was going to power wash the roof next and he explained to me that it would damage the roof because it was meant to handle rain and snow, which is never going to be as hard as a power washer.

Lots of people are learning this the hard way this year though. It’s a new scam. Someone knocks on your door and offers to wash your roof for two hundred bucks. “Damn, that’s a pretty good price,” you think, knowing that roofs require a huge chunk of change. The guy power washes the roof and leaves. It was a cash transaction, and he didn’t leave contact information, so when your roof starts leaking during the first rain, you have no one to contact to sue for damages and you’re stuck on the hook for replacing the roof yourself, which you either do yourself (cost of materials and many hours of your time) or you hire someone to do for you (which runs into the tens of thousands of dollars, an amount people normally can’t just drop).

Lots of new homeowners don’t know this stuff, and it would definitely behoove them to research it, but until they have the time to do that, I’m here to say: Don’t power wash your roof.