Parks and Recreation

Tara. 20. Pansexual. Movie and TV fanatic (AKA I never leave my room) My Ask box is always open.

[youdontneedtofollowme]

British Privilege, Entitlement & Exceptionalism in one photo.

[emmanuelnegro]

The whole problem, in one simple image.

[gay-irl]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

That’s a legacy he’ll never live down

[heartbeatemoji]

my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it

[serhumfreysbrokencollarbone]

I was going to every single rally, march, and advocacy meet-up, writing to local mps, and desperately accruing documentation of the 8 years my European ass has lived in the UK so far, but go off, I guess.

[heartbeatemoji]

ok this post was abt me tho and i was looking at memes about it

[cutepikachu]

[iamaleximusprime]

I had no idea there were transgender Pikachus.  XD

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

Reblog if u love and support her!

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

what? :o explain pls i dont watch pokemon 

[hexjackie]

Pokemon have physical differences between male and female. Pikachu is far less subtle in its gender differences. Females have a heart shape tip to their tail, while males have that v shape.

[guys-positivity]

Anyway here’s trans Pikachu.

[definite-human]

Reblog to support trans Pikachu and how happy she is about her new gender-affirming tail

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

[ralsalot]

I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

[official-lyzzystardust]

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

[myathesleepyoctopus]

A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

[myathesleepyoctopus]

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

[myathesleepyoctopus]

So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.

Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌

[ayellowbirds]

you started a cult to a tentacled entity with a name not matching the orthography of any human language. Congrats on becoming the villain of a pulp fantasy story.

[fluttbydream]

The legend must continue

[ohshitthisbloghasothercolors]

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

[teaberryblue]

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

[salty-red-mage]

[little-robin-h00d]

you say this but, unfortunately, for some americans it is true. The sex education we receive in school is “don’t fuck or you will die” and not much else.

[galesofnovember]

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

[christinecanigula-archive]

growing up on this site sucked so deeply

[christinecanigula-archive]

can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit

[egbertcaptors]

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

[thembofication]

אני אוהב אותך!!!

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[wideeyedsmile]

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

[iamnotswarley]

Latin, but then make it fashion

[andthosearesmalleragents]

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

[jenroses]

I mean… accurate.

[nuclearhearts]

last night i had the weirdest nightmare…i was being eaten alive by bugs but i was thinking in another language?? like all i thought over and over again was “pelkoja”

[nuclearhearts]

HELLO?

[nuclearhearts]

[wonderworman-archive]

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

[am-wild-animal]

Our meals were something special love it #SeattleSteakhouse @harry_j_rogers (at Seattle Steakhouse)

[am-wild-animal]

Cosy night in 💞#Chemac #MaoMac #CheandMao #StalinMac #MacSisters #dad #hotchocolate #cosynight #cosynightin @harry_j_rogers

[am-wild-animal]

My bab and my other bab. 😻 #CheMac #CheandMao #cuties #lovethem @harry_j_rogers

[am-wild-animal]

A new eyeshadow look 😘💞 I like this one more than yesterday 💘 #urbandecayjeanmichelbasquiat #urbandecay