General Mayhem

Multifandom blog, MCU fanfic writer, Star Trek obsessive 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQIA+ safe space, She/Her Mannarose AO3

[amandaoftherosemire]

Manda’s Masterlist

** indicates smut

Bucky Barnes:

Bucky x OFC Sasha

Sing For Me Masterlist ** (Complete)

Sing For Me Strokability Drabble

A Happy Place -- Sing For Me One-Shot

Bucky x Reader

Bulletproof ** (Complete)

Part One // Part Two // Part Three // Part Four // Part Five // Part Six // Part Seven // Part Eight ** // Part Nine  // Part Ten  // Part Eleven**  // Part Twelve // Part Thirteen ** // Part Fourteen  // Epilogue 

And Hell is Just a Sauna** (Complete)

Part One // Part Two** // Part Three  // Part Four

Genghis Khan** (Complete)

Part One // Part Two (New!!)

IDGAF (One-shot)

Cuddled Up ** (One-shot)

Booty Call** (One-shot)

A Sexy Stranger ** (One-shot)

Loki Odinson:

Loki x Reader

Ice and Moonlight** (Complete)

Mischief // Malice // Magic**

Second Sight** (In Progress)

One // Two // Three // Four // Five // Six // Seven** // Eight** // Nine // Ten // Eleven // Twelve** // Thirteen // Fourteen // Fifteen // Sixteen // Seventeen // Eighteen // Nineteen // Twenty // Twenty-One // Twenty-Two // Twenty-Three // Twenty-Four // Twenty-Five // Twenty-Six // ???

Thor Odinson:

Thor x Reader

Lightning Strikes ** (Complete) 

Part One: The Meet-Cute // Part Two: Crescendo // Part Three: Pas de Deux // Part Four: Idolatry ** // Part Five: Antithesis // Part Six: Crucible ** // Part Seven: Sublimation // Part Eight: Aphelion // Part Nine: Ablation // Part Ten: Chione // Part Eleven: Corona  // Part Twelve: Singularity // Part Thirteen: Triskelion ** // Part Fourteen: Umbra // Part Fifteen: Caustic  // Part Sixteen: Crystallization** // Part Seventeen: Luminosity // Part Eighteen: Resonance // Part Nineteen: Helene**  // Part Twenty: Equilibrium // Epilogue: Refuge

Steve Rogers:

Steve x Reader

Trouble (One-shot) 

One Foot in Heaven // The Other in Hell (Two-part One-shot) Demon!Steve x Angel!Reader

No Mistakes // Only Happy Accidents** (Two-part One-shot)

The Perfect Fit (One-shot)

For She Had Eyes** // And Chose Me** (Two-part One-shot)

Hey Pretty** (One-shot)

Natasha Romanoff:

Natasha x Reader

A Lost Hour (One-shot)

Shut Up (Drabble)

Sam Wilson:

Sam x Reader

Harry; or Are You Sure That’s A Cat? (One-shot)

Last updated: 03/25/2026

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

[panelshowsource]

[themooninthestars]

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[imkeepinit]

Judith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’

[stillhere-erehllits]

This a a reminder to not fall victim to the sunk-cost fallacy. Just because you invested time and energy into something, does not mean you should indefinitely waste more time and energy on it, if you decide it’s not what you want anymore. This goes for anything, from books, to relationships, to jobs, to hobbies, etc.

If it’s not serving you anymore, move on.

[finnglas]

This is honestly one of the places I find Marie Kondo's advice most helpful. I stop, look at the thing I've spent time and money on only to realize I dislike, and I say, "Thank you for teaching me something about myself and my preferences. I think I've learned this particular lesson and we can part ways now."

And then I don't feel like I "wasted" things or made a mistake. I just tried one path of learning about myself, learned something, and now it's time for a different path. Works a lot better for my brain.

[ekjohnston]

The time Marie Kondo said "you can thank a a shirt you've never worn for teaching you about your taste", thereby making it NOT A WASTE literally rewired my whole brain. Acknowledge the thing and move forward, even if that means leaving the thing behind.

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[mortalityplays]

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

[alexakeyloveloki]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

Like a month ago I messaged a craft group about accessibility for wheelchairs and the answer I got was “there’s a lot of stairs but we have cute boys who can carry you”. And it’s…not good. As a wheelchair bound person I largely depend on people when I want to go out and do *anything* so I’m used to it, I laugh it off, make an annoyed post about it and off I go. But I wanna just say a thing real quick.

Even if I wasn’t gay, wasn’t a survivor scared of men, getting help as a disabled person is just…Not a pleasant thing to us! Imagine for a sec how you’d feel being carried up a flight of stairs. You’re a grown person. You’re being touched in an awkward way. You’d rather do it yourself. You’re So Uncomfortable. It’s not where I look for the beginning of a romantic relationship. So like…could abled people stop doing this thing where they think helping us in a condescending and infantilizing way is cute? Cause I’m real tired. Just get me a ramp or lift and I’m cool. I don’t need a dating service when I’m just trying to go about my day

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

If you’re abled please reblog it cause like…the more ppl knows the better

[megpie71]

Reblogging to boost signal

(Also, people who use wheelchairs are not the only people who have problems with stairs - anyone who’s using a cane, or crutches, or who just has dodgy knees is gonna wish you had access to a lift, a ramp, or some other place to meet).

[thecharmingwraith]

I thought writing would feel like;

Turns out it’s herding cats. Half of them are on fire, and the other half are narrative choices I don’t remember making.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[dduane]

Any first-ish draft is going to be crap. (With the usual note: if it's not crap when you write it, it will be later. Or large parts of it will be. You'll look at what came out of you at white heat [or even just in an everyday piece of work and kinda lukewarm] in two or three days, and it'll be crap then. It's frankly kind of astonishing how quickly perceived perfection turns to crap. It's almost like there's, I don't know, some kind of Entropy thing running or something.)

And this is fine. Move on past it and edit what you wrote.

Then write some more crap.

My cousin in Thoth, this is how it goes. This is how it will always go. Even when you become a career writer—thirty, forty, fifty novels along—it will still be crap when it first comes out.

AND THIS IS OKAY. The essential imperfection of the Universe makes it impossible for your initial emission to be perfect either.

(And if you think it is... wait till your betas or your copyeditor get at it.) :)

So now go do more. Because otherwise, nothing gets done. ...And then where are we?!

[danwithouttheplan]

People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."

[quarks-pussy]

[morgynleri]

The thing is, that's not a trickster. That's a self-absorbed prick given absolute power.

A trickster is not omnipotent. A trickster has rules within which they work, and their power is not in suddenly controlling every aspect of your existence, it's in finding the fucking loopholes and smacking power over the head with them. Sometimes repeatedly.

Some of them are unkind, some of them are outright mean, and yeah, some of them are annoying. But all of them have rules within which they work.

That fucking prick of a character is what happens when you tell a white man he can control reality.

[amandaoftherosemire]

Another Auditory Processing Remix

This time my brain decided to change the lyrics to "Labour" by Paris Paloma: "24/7 baby machine/So he can live out his chicken shit dreams."

I know it's supposed to be picket-fence dreams, but my brain's not totally off base.

Fun fact: Misheard lyrics are called mondegreens, taken from a misheard lyric. Instead of "and laid him on the green" Sylvia Wright heard "and Lady Mondegreen" and coined the term in 1954 when writing for Harper's Magazine.

[memewhore]

[thatdisasterauthor]

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

[wizard-archivist-official]

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

[charlesoberonn]

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

[parkchanwoohoo]