[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

crop top with the words "this is my sensitive prince shirt that makes me feel solemn yet beautiful" printed on the front, but you can't read it because it's stretched over my large unnaturals

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

dad hat that says "i'd rather be a prince after the inevitable revolution, leaving me chained in the basement of a deranged trans woman and drinking water spiked with estrogen out of a dog bowl"

[theonion]

“Time and time again, history shows us that caveat-laden arguments about what is or isn’t a concentration camp only occur in countries with sound political systems. When people are splitting hairs over the specific methodology and intent behind mass detention and human rights abuses, that’s when you know you’re looking at a vibrant, civilized society. It’s as true today as it was a hundred years ago. Civilizations are healthier when citizens are raising trivial objections to the use of the term ‘concentration camp’ on the grounds that their neighbor’s rendition to an oversight-free mass prison still technically exists within a legal framework, at least on paper.” Boyd went on to state that blindly insisting that anyone who wound up in a concentration camp must have done something wrong to get there has historically always been a sign of a healthy conscience.

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[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[ladyananas]

2 sentence horror story

[kyra45]

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

[kyra45]

Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!

[splend-42]

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

[thoughtportal]

[politicalblade]

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

[lawful-evil-novelist]

I think my main annoyance with the perception of archaeologists and anthropologists on this site is that there seems to be a concerted effort to assume it's still working like it did in the 50s.

[fairuzfan]

This is evil to the point of comedy.

[guerrillatech]

[werewolfmack]

Polar foil to that dumbass dipshit fascist conspiracy nut in Prescott AZ with the "nasa is a hoax" truck

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[freckleslikestars]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY | 4.12 Girard Creek

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[phantomrose96]

Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱

[everythingfox]

Why does he need a- … oh

[thatquietkid108]

Bruce: Boss, the job is done.

Boss: Good job Bruce the payment will be sent to you shortly.

[montymollusk]

when referring to yourself in your head, what pronoun do you use?

first person (“i need to wash the dishes”)

second person (“you need to wash the dishes”)

third person (“they need to wash the dishes”)

plural (“we need to wash the dishes”)

i don’t think in words

extra secret answer (explain in tags)

Voting ended onApr 15, 2025

[thegaylibertarian]

[liminalweirdo]

I am once again begging you to get your hands on physical media and/or save your fave stuff OFFLINE.

[victusinveritas]

All of this is correct. No notes.