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21, British, Northern, Fandom slut, maths nerd, feminist, Queen. 👌🏻

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

[backgroundensemble]

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

[crotah-deactivated20250225]

lúthien, fairest of the elves

[9gag]

[note-inthepages-deactivated2014]

Accurate post is accurate.

[datrump-deactivated20170405]

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

[thegirlinthesea-deactivated2015]

Lame

[yeahmicah]

For those in retail.

[tamtoee]

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

[mulderhatesqueequeg-deactivated]

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

[winmu]

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

[novitasnovus-deactivated2014030]

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

[mysteampunkheart]

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

[failedhellos-blog]

That last bit of commentary though.

[defydamage]

You’d think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldn’t “cut her hair longer.” Some people are actually just stupid.

[ulibeanzz]

ppl who hate wearing socks to bed what have U got to lose?? why deny urself warmth and comfort??

[puds-archive]

but me feets overheats

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

This was seriously the best prank

[zzzilovetosleep]

One my favorite pranks

[toriffic]

[peppylilspitfuck]

I HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH FATPHOBES EVERY FUCKING DAY.

[psychabuse101]

This beautifully illustrates the abusive tactic of using the “thats just how I am” tactic, and the abusive lie of “just being honest”.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Thanksgiving is coming up, and I’ve found that Printing out this comic, stapling it into a little book and leaving it in “gift bags” (Be sure to inculde something genuinely nice, like the remaining Zucchini bread) for visiting relatives of dubious social graces made thanksgiving go a whole lot easier.

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

[anachronistic-cat]

… can i use that phrase irl?

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

[the-argumentative-viper]

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

[nuttersincorporated]

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

[fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan]

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

[bardbreakfast]

Reading these is like literary whiplash

[cowboyhudsons]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This show was incredible

[devourfrombeneath]

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

[devourfrombeneath]

i have never been okay once in my life

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[weavemama]

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

[buckythirteen]

“dont fight hate with hate” so u admit, u hate us?

“dont fight fire with fire” so u admit, u set the fire?

[h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g-deactivated]

this is like when people say “feminists just want to switch the roles so women are above men instead!”

…so, you’re recognising that there is already an existing inequality and power imbalance

[amiehasnourl]

When playing Harry Potter with sparklers, please note “expelliarmus” should not be taken literally

[closet-keys]

Lesbians are nothing like straight people. 

Butch lesbians are nothing like straight men. 

Femme lesbians are nothing like straight women. 

Butches do not dress like or emulate straight men.

Femmes do not dress like or emulate straight women. 

Butch lesbians do not have male privilege or the male gaze. 

Femme lesbians do not have straight privilege from being able to “pass” as straight. 

Butch/Femme couples are not heteronormative. 

Butches and Femmes dress like no one but themselves. Their presentation has nothing to do with straight people. 

Butches and Femmes are both oppressed as lesbians. Neither has systemic privilege over the other. 

Butches and Femmes are both inherently radical in refusing to adhere to heteronormativity.

[buzzfeed]

Guilty as charged.

[squidbroom]

what is the point of a total solar eclipse if you don’t tell your father that him challenging you to a duel at age 13 was cruel and unjust and that imperialism causes harm to the entire world and that you’re betraying him to help train the person who’s going to end his reign

[closet-keys]

…what the fuck is Tumblr doing right now?? why is this woman’s face the background between posts on my dash??? 

[feastofsnakes]

That’s Ms. Tumblr