Wholesomely Horny

Got dragged in bc of TKDB, stayed for the cat memes, used to be Alisialy b4 The Great Tumblr Porn Purge A 18+ blog, younger than 20 shoo, Minors leave me alone Broke bitch LOL she/her 27 Side account FictionalAceGirfroend for the horny unhinged takes, also 18+

[ink-the-artist]

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[ink-the-artist]

happy pride month

[captain-price-returns]

Someone should create an economic system that incentivizes the production of useful goods and services instead of scams and swindles

[my-dailydreams]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[captain-price-returns]

The most effective political message for any congressional candidate is "Give us enough votes to impeach and remove the asshole who's doing this to you"

[crippled-peeper]

nobody talks about how Instagram’s algorithm is killing mentally ill teenagers anymore. my entire feed should not be videos of people mourning their loved ones that killed themselves. I did not follow these people. why are you programming me to associate killing myself with recieving the reward of love and attention. STOP IT!!!!!

[crippled-peeper]

If your friend or loved one gets massively depressed and sentimental out of nowhere and they are glued to their phone

DELETE INSTAGRAM!!!! BEG THEM TO DELETE IT!!! USE ANY OTHER APP (NOT TIKTOK OR REELS) IM BEGGING YOU . GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM THEM!!!

[crippled-peeper]

Me: if you performed a digital autopsy and retraced the activity of people who killed themselves in the last 5 years how many of them were being led down an algorithmic funnel where they were taught to associate suicide with being important, loved, remembered, and valuable?

interrogator: shock him again

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[dragon-in-a-fez]

when a government bans young people from using social media, and then categorises messenger apps like Signal and WhatsApp as "social media", they are pushing those young people toward using text messages, a fundamentally insecure form of communication. texts are not encrypted in transit and can be read by both the sender's mobile carrier and the recipient's. that also means they can be leaked in data breaches, subpoenaed, or just handed over willingly to law enforcement at the carriers' discretion.

hmm. I wonder why governments might want this

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[fictiongarden]

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again