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eatsleepcrap

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

mimidiann

What about Homestuck.

princecharmingtobe

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

fuckingkarkalicious

dunkstein

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

wingedcatgirl

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

grimoiremanifest

g3minii

transparent-internet-maker

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

eatsleepcrap

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

mimidiann

What about Homestuck.

princecharmingtobe

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

fuckingkarkalicious

dunkstein

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

wingedcatgirl

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

grimoiremanifest

g3minii

transparent-internet-maker

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

khanuckle-deactivated20250628

animentality

qwantzfeed

allegedly not doing stupid things saves us all from dying. you heard it here - well, i was going to say “first” but hopefully this is NOT the first time you’re hearing “not doing stupid things can prevent dying.” if it is, well heck better late than never!!

scorpionlafemme

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

poetry-protest-pornography

Actually just made this my phone background, so maybe I will occasionally just attack The Looming Thing

homunculus-argument

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

atlantus

I got lunch with my uncle and my neice, who Fifteen(tm) and i was like How Are You?

And she was just like "school sucks, my mom sucks, being fifteen sucks, i just want to grow up"

and so me, a wise and wisened newly fresh thirty year old just replied "yeah it does fucken suck!"

And when i tell you the air physically lightened up and she laughed so hard! And she told me more about why it all sucks and how she feels like no one listened to her, and they tell her to just do it, just get it done, and this girl is tired! She has so much homework and she feels like shes not smart because shes inundated with homework and school and she feels like the people in her life are not hearing her!

Just agree with people when they say something sucks for them! Offer a little sympathy, have some empathy. It does fucking suck being Fifteen.

dateamonster

tbh im not entirely immune to a villain with a tragic backstory but i do think villain origins are a lot more interesting when the focus is less "here is the original sin, the first big bad thing that happened to them that made them who they are" and more "here is the first time a person who maybe otherwise felt powerless in their life realized that they could hurt someone and get away with it"

dateamonster

you can get a lot more mileage out of analyzing a truly abhorrent character through the lens of like. what sort of conditions would allow or even incentivize this kind of cruelty? what kind of person benefits from those conditions and how? over the more typical who hurt them type analysis. imo.